Matani

duuuhhh huku ndani kuna hatari kwa kweli.......... nimecheka, hadi nimelia sasa ngoja ni nyamaze ....:smile:
 
(Sex can kill u. Do u knw wht the human body goes through whn u have sex? Pupils dilate arteries constrict core temp rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets respiration becomes rapid and shallow the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses frm nowhere 2 nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like u're lifting 3 times your body weight. It's violent it's ugly and it's messy achana na ngono zembe ABSTAIN )




waoooooo njiwa taratibu basi........
 
Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

Unataka matani..
Nyani ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..

Fidel, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
Mzee mwanakiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..
Aspirin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..
Na wewe Tukutuku uso kama shamba la matuta...
Unataka unataka..
Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuitisha tochi...

PS: On a light touch...

Na wewe Mentor umekomaa mpaka ukitema mate yanadunda kama tenesi.
 

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