Mashoga ni wengi kiasi hiki Dar?

Thread starter Njemba Soro.
Start date Sep 25, 2019

Njemba Soro.

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Sep 25, 2019

#1

Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

Kazetela

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Sep 25, 2019

#2

Njemba Soro. said:
Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

Kapicha mkuu

google helper

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Sep 25, 2019

#3

Ushoga ni mkubwa sanaa

mbalizi1

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Sep 25, 2019

#4

Ptuuuuuu

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya

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Sep 25, 2019

#5

Yaani uliposema wengi, mi nikajenga picha umekutana nao kama lori zima hivi wamemiminwa sehemu, kumbe wawili tu.

Mtukutu wa Nyaigela

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Sep 25, 2019

#6

🙄🙄🙄

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Yaani uliposema wengi, mi nikajenga picha umekutana nao kama lori zima hivi wamemiminwa sehemu, kumbe wawili tu.

DullyJr

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Sep 25, 2019

#7

Njemba Soro. said:
Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

Habari kama hizi bila picha ni umbea uliokubuhu

dronedrake

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Sep 25, 2019

#8

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Yaani uliposema wengi, mi nikajenga picha umekutana nao kama lori zima hivi wamemiminwa sehemu, kumbe wawili tu.

😂 😂 😂 😂

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Pohamba

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Sep 25, 2019

#9

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Yaani uliposema wengi, mi nikajenga picha umekutana nao kama lori zima hivi wamemiminwa sehemu, kumbe wawili tu.

Kwani kwenu wingi unaanzia ngapi?

BASIASI

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Sep 25, 2019

#10

Njemba Soro. said:
Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

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kunguni wa ulaya

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Sep 25, 2019

#11

Inna lillahi...pole sana mkuu

annito

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Sep 25, 2019

#12

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Yaani uliposema wengi, mi nikajenga picha umekutana nao kama lori zima hivi wamemiminwa sehemu, kumbe wawili tu.

[emoji23][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] yaan viwatu viwili atoe hitimisho ya mkoa mzima!?

Cicero

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Sep 25, 2019

#13

Njemba Soro. said:
Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

Ulifanya ustaarabu kutowaingilia mambo yao. Wewe mind your business and let them mind theirs. Hongera mkuu!

ledada

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Sep 25, 2019

#14

Aiseee

doup

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Sep 25, 2019

#15

Number ya mkuu wa mkoa huna??

Maarifa

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Sep 25, 2019

#16

Ndio mjue kuwa dalili za kurudi Yesu ziko mlangoni. Tubuni

INRI

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Sep 25, 2019

#17

Wabongo bhana.

You make a big deal out of small things. No wonder poverty is rampant in Africa.

As people have different preferences in various things, in sex there is also different preferences too.

GENTAMYCINE

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Sep 25, 2019

#18

Njemba Soro. said:
Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

Kama hujui kuwa kwa Mkoa wa Dar es Salaam ni Wilaya ya Kinondoni pekee kwa sasa ndiyo inaongoza kwa kuwa na Hifadhi Kubwa ya Mashoga basi pole sana Ndugu. Na hata hiyo Wazo Kiwandani nayo ipo bado ndani ya Wilaya hiyo hiyo ya Kinondoni hivyo Mashoga hao wanaiwakilisha vyema tu Wilaya hiyo.

Emery Paper

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Sep 25, 2019

#19

Njemba Soro. said:
Jana jioni nimetoka kwenye mishemishe nikapita hapa wazo kiwandani, nikaagiza ugali. Wakati nasubiri nikaagiza maji makubwa ya kilimanjaro, pembeni walikuwa jamaa wawili wanakunywa beer. Aisee sikuamini kama jamaa ni mashoga maana walikuwa wamelewa halafu wanabadilishana mate kama mazezeta, nikapata kinyaa nikamlipa jamaa hela ya ugali maana tayari nilishaagiza, nikaondoka na mpaka sasa nina kinyaa nikikumbuka wale maduwanzi na ndevu zao na kuvaa smart vile kumbe siyo riziki.

Hapo utakuta kuna wanawake majumbani kwao wanajisifu waume zao wako makazini.

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Sesten Zakazaka

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Sep 25, 2019

#20

mbalizi1 said:
Ptuuuuuu

Unahisi kutapika kabisa mkuu🤣🤣🤣

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