Donnie Charlie
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 16, 2009
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Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good evening Dear, I’m now logged in”
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename?
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Error syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my TV?
Husband: Variable not found…
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: It is by default
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use… Try after some time
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
In the middle of the night, the husband want to … with his wife, he tried to touch the wife. But then the wife said: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!!!
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename?
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Error syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my TV?
Husband: Variable not found…
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: It is by default
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use… Try after some time
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
In the middle of the night, the husband want to … with his wife, he tried to touch the wife. But then the wife said: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!!!
