Mapenzi yamuua Monika, BodaBoda Boko Darajani

[Savimbi Jr]

Monica hawezi kuwa Mzuri namna Hiyo akafanya huo upuuzi,Huyo kwenye picha ni Demu mwingine kabisa.

 

[Andrew Nyerere]

Sight would go. At first there would be vain straining against the perpetual blackness. Imagination would in the early stages supply""lights"",almost authentic well-lit ""scenes"". The pupils would dilate and the eye-muscles atrophy so that should an avalanche destroy the roof the sunlight would burn out the the hermit's sight as surely as though he had been struck by lighting. Hearing would become abnormally acute. Imaginary sounds would appear to float in to torment the hermit. Snatches of conversation would seem to originate in the thin air and be cut off as soon as he attempted to listen. The balance would go next. He would find that he toppled over sideways,or frontwards,or backards. Soon he would hear his approach to a wall. The slightest disturbance of the air by raising an arm would sound as a wind storm. Before long he would hear his heartbeat. There would come the loud gurgling of fluids within thebody,the exhaustion of organs disgorging their secretions and as his hearing became even more acute the faint slithering of muscle-tissue on muscle-tissue.

 

[Mzee]

Vifo vingine ni vya Kipumbavu..

 

[Fall Army Worm]

R.I.p...ajari ya kipuuzi kabisa...

Mkuu ajali ni ajali,hakuna ajali ya kipuuzi hata siku moja.

 

[wa hapahapa]

Vifo vingine ni vya kujitakia.

Vifo vingine vya kipuuzi kweli,

wamefaulu mtihani wa kifo
by mshana jr

 

[Borat69]

Monica hawezi kuwa Mzuri namna Hiyo akafanya huo upuuzi,Huyo kwenye picha ni Demu mwingine kabisa.

Mkuu Savimbi, mimi mwenyewe niliwaza hivyo...lakini nikakumbuka kauli ya Komredi Mugabe "mwanamke mzuri bila akili,sehemu zake za Siri hutaabika kupita kiasi". Kwa hiyo inawezekana kabisa Huyo ni Monica.

 

[Jipu-bishi]

Sight would go. At first there would be vain straining against the perpetual blackness. Imagination would in the early stages supply""lights"",almost authentic well-lit ""scenes"". The pupils would dilate and the eye-muscles atrophy so that should an avalanche destroy the roof the sunlight would burn out the the hermit's sight as surely as though he had been struck by lighting. Hearing would become abnormally acute. Imaginary sounds would appear to float in to torment the hermit. Snatches of conversation would seem to originate in the thin air and be cut off as soon as he attempted to listen. The balance would go next. He would find that he toppled over sideways,or frontwards,or backards. Soon he would hear his approach to a wall. The slightest disturbance of the air by raising an arm would sound as a wind storm. Before long he would hear his heartbeat. There would come the loud gurgling of fluids within thebody,the exhaustion of organs disgorging their secretions and as his hearing became even more acute the faint slithering of muscle-tissue on muscle-tissue.

Andrew
Usijifanye huna akili, unapenda kucheza na mawazo yetu by inserting naked non-sense into a sensible topic

 

[bigonzo]

Sight would go. At first there would be vain straining against the perpetual blackness. Imagination would in the early stages supply""lights"",almost authentic well-lit ""scenes"". The pupils would dilate and the eye-muscles atrophy so that should an avalanche destroy the roof the sunlight would burn out the the hermit's sight as surely as though he had been struck by lighting. Hearing would become abnormally acute. Imaginary sounds would appear to float in to torment the hermit. Snatches of conversation would seem to originate in the thin air and be cut off as soon as he attempted to listen. The balance would go next. He would find that he toppled over sideways,or frontwards,or backards. Soon he would hear his approach to a wall. The slightest disturbance of the air by raising an arm would sound as a wind storm. Before long he would hear his heartbeat. There would come the loud gurgling of fluids within thebody,the exhaustion of organs disgorging their secretions and as his hearing became even more acute the faint slithering of muscle-tissue on muscle-tissue.

dah...aiseeee..haya bana

 

[bigonzo]

Andrew
Usijifanye huna akili, unapenda kucheza na mawazo yetu by inserting naked non-sense into a sensible topic

teh teh teh andrew ni mtata sana

 

[MjuviKitambo]

Huyo Andrew Nyerere kiboko aisee, walau nimecheka leo

 

[Nkungulume]

Dereva amekamatwa?hivi pikipiki unawezaje kumblock mtu anayeendesha gari.siku yao ilifika tu.

Madereva wa bodo boda ni vichaa anaweza akafanya nimeshudua leo mimi nilikuwa natokea barabara ya Chang'ombe asikari ameruhusu magari yanayotoka barabara ya Chang'ombe.

Boda boda anatokea barabara ya Nyerere upande wa Tazara akaja akaparamia fuso nyuma wakaanguka yeye na abiria wake yaani hawa boda boda.

 

[Mr.Junior]

Hivi hawa madereva wa bodaboda akili zao huwa wanaacha nyumbani?

 

[Amalinze]

Sehemu iliyotokea Ajali Katika Picha.

 

[my-eyes]

Pombe ina nguvu sana....!

Ila nadhani huko kuzimu kutawaka moto bila kiberiti....maana watakutana'live'
Na mwenye boda atadai roho na hela yake..!

 

[Balacuda]

Watu wenye mkanda mzima wamefariki je mleta habari alipataje baadhi ya maelezo ambauo inaonekana waliofariki ndo peke yao wanajua