Mambo ya kuhama!

[Mwalimu]

Mke Kanunua line ya airtel amsurprise mumewe. Mume amekaa sitting room, mke akaenda jikoni akampigia mume na number mpya akasema, "hallo darling," mume hakuijua number akajibu kwa sauti ya chini, "kata nitakupigia...hii ngombe yangu iko jikoni."

 

[Babu Lao]

Ha ha haaaaa..... mkuu hizi sredi nyingine sio nzuri!!

 

[samito]

ha ha haaaa imebidi ninyanyue glasi ya maji ninywe..!

 

[Mwanakili90]

hahahaha

 

[ndetichia]

Mke Kanunua line ya airtel amsurprise mumewe. Mume amekaa sitting room, mke akaenda jikoni akampigia mume na number mpya akasema, "hallo darling," mume hakuijua number akajibu kwa sauti ya chini, "kata nitakupigia...hii ngombe yangu iko jikoni."

nahisi mke alimkamata jamaa kiulaini kama ananawa...

 

[Mwalimu]

Ha ha haaaaa..... mkuu hizi sredi nyingine sio nzuri!!

Mkuu hebu immagine timbwili linalofuata hapo...

 

[Chelenje]

aiseeeee....ehee! alipotokea mamsapu ilikuwaje.......

 

[Mwalimu]

aiseeeee....ehee! alipotokea mamsapu ilikuwaje.......

Kinachofuata hapo ni kulazwa kwenye sofa wiki nzima!

 

[Evmem]

Ningependa nijue mwisho wake ilikwendaje???:mod:

 

[Katavi]

Fumanizi.....

 

[M'bongo]

Mke Kanunua line ya airtel amsurprise mumewe. Mume amekaa sitting room, mke akaenda jikoni akampigia mume na number mpya akasema, "hallo darling," mume hakuijua number akajibu kwa sauti ya chini, "kata nitakupigia...hii ngombe yangu iko jikoni."

Mh! Hebu tuelezane vizuri maana kama namfahamu huyo jamaa. Haa haa haaa! Kweli hii kali

 

[khauka]

hahahaa... Nahisi mke alizimia

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Hapa ndugu hakuna ujanja, lazima aombe msamaha!

 

[Papa Mopao]

Ningependa nijue mwisho wake ilikwendaje???:mod:

Kesi ya kufa mtu

 

[chapaa]

Duuh!! imetulia sana hiyo mkuu

 

[Jasho la Damu]

hahahahaaa nimeipenda hiyo.

 

[Leonard Robert]

mwiko utatumika kumdunda mume.

 

[Dr.Chichi]

Kama siyo mwiko,fryingpan itatumika...tuwe waaminifu jamani he he he

 

[Cremo joe joe]

Daah smart shit hot.

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Hapo ukisikia mtu unamwagiwa mafuta ya moto ndo hivi?