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AMINATA 9

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[h=6]Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that
is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should
be hanged.
Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could not marry him
... cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment
and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.
Son: No i am speaking to no one. Mr Smith is the only father i know
and so will that be.
Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
Phone: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father.
Son: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God!Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!Lov u so much Dad!!!!! I
always knew there was something special about me...
Thank you soooooo much mum. You are the best mum in the
whole wide world!
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ndyoko

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Jamani Aminata, huishi vituko, mwee! Nimeshiba sana usiku huu, taratibu nsije nkatapika mbele za wanangu wakadhani naumwa kumbe ni vicheko vya vituko vyako!
 

AMINATA 9

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Jamani Aminata, huishi vituko, mwee! Nimeshiba sana usiku huu, taratibu nsije nkatapika mbele za wanangu wakadhani naumwa kumbe ni vicheko vya vituko vyako!
pole sana ............next time nitajasibu kukupa kicheko cha taratiiibu sio cha kustukiza ka hiki ok..............ucku mwema na malaika wa bwana wakulinde ucku kucha
 

AMINATA 9

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hiyo avatar we acha tu..ina fans wengi..karibu aisee...

na mimi huo mgongo hoi lol
hahaaaaaaaaa thanx ila huyo kaka ktk avatar yako yuko juu kinoma sana na watu wengi wanamfia kinoma kwa kazi anazo zifanya hope na ww uko ka huyo kaka .............i mean matendo yake ktk movie mana in reality cmjui kivile
 

The Boss

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hahaaaaaaaaa thanx ila huyo kaka ktk avatar yako yuko juu kinoma sana na watu wengi wanamfia kinoma kwa kazi anazo zifanya hope na ww uko ka huyo kaka .............i mean matendo yake ktk movie mana in reality cmjui kivile

ha haaa my my....you hope sio?lol
siku moja nitakupa nafasi uthibitishe lol
kama utakuwa free hivi..lol
 

sakapal

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bwibwibwiiiiii uuuuwiiiiiiiiiiii lol! weye bana umenfanya nchekee tumboni maana nipo job huo mshtuko wa dogo alivompokea dingi yake baada ya kuckia jina lake mi hoiiii big up mamii
 

Manyanza

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haahaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, dogo aliposikia sauti ya Bill Gates akahisi ashaionja pepo...
 

AMINATA 9

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bwibwibwiiiiii uuuuwiiiiiiiiiiii lol! weye bana umenfanya nchekee tumboni maana nipo job huo mshtuko wa dogo alivompokea dingi yake baada ya kuckia jina lake mi hoiiii big up mamii
pole mnooooooooooo ndugu yangu kama chekesho hili limekukutia kwa job........next time nitahakikisha lakukutia home ile ucheke tu kwa energy zote
 

khayanda

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AMINATA hii kali maana jamaa amesamehe na kutukuza uzinzi wa mama yake kwa vile dingi yupko POAAA!!! Nitamwambia baba yake aliyemlea tuone kama ataenda Marekani au ni Bill Gates wa Tabata tu
 

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