Maisha ya uswahilini ovyo sana!!!

[Mzee wa Rula]

hahahaaaaaa!!afu wakimaliza
wanawawekea kifo ya remy ongala
watakomaje!!

Kifo kifo kifo kifo hakinaaaa huruma ntintit ntintinti....!

Au mdundiko????

 

[Passion Lady]

Kifo kifo kifo kifo hakinaaaa huruma ntintit ntintinti....!

Au mdundiko????

umeona eeee!sijui na huo
wataucheza o' vp!!hujambo lkn Mzee wa rulla?!!

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Taabu kweli kweli, zuia vyote ila genye zikipanda hazizuiliki.

 

[Mwanamalundi]

Eti Mi nimemtembelea demu wangu, siaonana nae siku toka amehamia makazi mapya. Wapangaji wenzie wamekaa coridoni karibu na mlango wake ili ninapotoka wanione. Sijui ili iweje? Kama akitaka wanifahamu si atawaita awatambulishe bwana! Sasa tumepiga story weee, nyeg* zikapanda tukaanza mambo yetu. Kama dakika kumi na tano au 20 hivi napiga mzigo nao wapo kimyaaaaaa wanatusikiliza. Halafu nikasikia wanacheka he he heeeeee ukiona manyoya? Mwingine kajibu ujue kaliwa!!! Halafu na yeye akasema ukiona kimya? Nikachungulia dirishani yule Mwenzie anajibu kwa ishara inayoashiria anasema "ujue analiwa uroda". Wamenikata stim kishenzi. Kmayo zao. Nimeondoka na nyeg* zangu.

This is your private business. Hayatuhusu. Kama huna cha kuandika nyamaza kimya kabisa. Soma michango ya wenzako. Tumechoka kusoma mada za kipuuzi kama hizi. Peleka kijiweni sio hapa.

 

[papaa2015]

This is your private business. Hayatuhusu. Kama huna cha kuandika nyamaza kimya kabisa. Soma michango ya wenzako. Tumechoka kusoma mada za kipuuzi kama hizi. Peleka kijiweni sio hapa.

mtajuaje kama yeye kidume na anagegeda hata kama majirani wamejaa dirishani? teh teh

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Eti Mi nimemtembelea demu wangu, siaonana nae siku toka amehamia makazi mapya. Wapangaji wenzie wamekaa coridoni karibu na mlango wake ili ninapotoka wanione. Sijui ili iweje? Kama akitaka wanifahamu si atawaita awatambulishe bwana! Sasa tumepiga story weee, nyeg* zikapanda tukaanza mambo yetu. Kama dakika kumi na tano au 20 hivi napiga mzigo nao wapo kimyaaaaaa wanatusikiliza. Halafu nikasikia wanacheka he he heeeeee ukiona manyoya? Mwingine kajibu ujue kaliwa!!! Halafu na yeye akasema ukiona kimya? Nikachungulia dirishani yule Mwenzie anajibu kwa ishara inayoashiria anasema "ujue analiwa uroda". Wamenikata stim kishenzi. Kmayo zao. Nimeondoka na nyeg* zangu.

Daaa, mkuu mimi mwenyewe ilishawahi kunikuta hii, ilinikata stimu kinoma. Hadi leo sitaki tena gemu za mchana.

 

[ndandawamalenja]

This is your private business. Hayatuhusu. Kama huna cha kuandika nyamaza kimya kabisa. Soma michango ya wenzako. Tumechoka kusoma mada za kipuuzi kama hizi. Peleka kijiweni sio hapa.

Ukiona ya kipuuzi iskip mkuu, usisome tu. Kuna watu wanaisoma na wanacomment. Huoni kuwa comment yako tu ndio ya tofauti kati ya 44? Kuna watu ishu hizi zinawakuta. Unadhani what %ge of Dar population wanaishi uswazi? Sorry kwa kukukwaza but you could have gladly skipped it! Ungeng'oka jicho?

 

[Lady doctor]

hahaaa Himidini wewe hutaki kufata?

me niko poa kabisa

 

[dada white]

Eti Mi nimemtembelea demu wangu, siaonana nae siku toka amehamia makazi mapya. Wapangaji wenzie wamekaa coridoni karibu na mlango wake ili ninapotoka wanione. Sijui ili iweje? Kama akitaka wanifahamu si atawaita awatambulishe bwana! Sasa tumepiga story weee, nyeg* zikapanda tukaanza mambo yetu. Kama dakika kumi na tano au 20 hivi napiga mzigo nao wapo kimyaaaaaa wanatusikiliza. Halafu nikasikia wanacheka he he heeeeee ukiona manyoya? Mwingine kajibu ujue kaliwa!!! Halafu na yeye akasema ukiona kimya? Nikachungulia dirishani yule Mwenzie anajibu kwa ishara inayoashiria anasema "ujue analiwa uroda". Wamenikata stim kishenzi. Kmayo zao. Nimeondoka na nyeg* zangu.

Hata huyo demu wako nae mswazi kwa nini ajibu hivyo pili je dakika ishirini ulikuwa unamuadithia movies za kibongo au hadi uondoke na nyeg.e zako.

 

[Khakhi]

kama s jei efu ningecheka saa ngapi

 

[kabanga]

.mh.... jamaa ulipi kodi na kugonga unaenda ....

 

[Husninyo]

ahahaaaa mchana huu watu mnangonoka?

labda ndio kazi inayowaingizia kipato.

 

[dist111]

ahh! waswahili tabu kweli, dawa ya bishoo ni kuwa bishoo zaidi yake! Piga mzigo wa kufa mtu, unatoka na ndoo jasho linatoka mwili mzima, unafungua mlango halafu unawasalimia unakaa mlangoni kupunga upepo. kijana vp hujaishi uswazi nn?

 

[Yegoo]

ahaa!ahaa!ahaa!@ Dist111 umenifurahisha sana

 

[Ngalikihinja]

This is your private business. Hayatuhusu. Kama huna cha kuandika nyamaza kimya kabisa. Soma michango ya wenzako. Tumechoka kusoma mada za kipuuzi kama hizi. Peleka kijiweni sio hapa.

A Fool follows his own wisdom and makes his own mistakes but a Wise man learns from the mistakes of fools.

 

[Jospina]

hahaaa nimecheka sana JF kweli ndo everything!

 

[Mwanamalundi]

A Fool follows his own wisdom and makes his own mistakes but a Wise man learns from the mistakes of fools.

But you need to acknowledge and cite the source. We dont want plagiarism here.
quote by Luelle Davis. This is all that we want to see. Source.

 

[G3T]

nyumba za kupanga zinatabu sana.pole mwaya

 

[ndandawamalenja]

afu we juzi si ulikuja na uzi ukisema una nyumba ndogo unaihurumia kuiacha baada ya kupatana na wife? ndio hiyo nyumba ndogo yenywe au nyingine? nyumba ndogo ya hivyo unaihurumiaje kuiacha?

Yah, ndio mimi. Si unajua teja haachi ghafla! Unaacha polepole bana, lakini napiga hatua. Ukiacha ghafla unaweza poteza maisha.

 

[Ngalikihinja]

But you need to acknowledge and cite the source. We dont want plagiarism here.
quote by Luelle Davis. This is all that we want to see. Source.

Thanks mkuu...