Madenge the genius!

CHIEF MP · Apr 7, 2014

Copied somewhere, just for funny!!!

Siku moja madenge alikua ana njaa lakini hanapesa. Akamuomba mungu" ewe mungu nijaalie niokote japo elfu 2 tu, naapa elfu 1 nitairejesha kwako kama sadaka ,. Baada ya maombi akaenda zake , ghafla mbele kidogo akaokota elfu 1 . Akasema dah, mungu ni waajabu kweli kweli ameshakata chake kabisa duuh HUYU MUNGU ATAKUWA NI WAKALA WA M-PESA LAKINI ANGEKUA WA AIRTEL- MONEY ASINGEKATWA MTU HAPA.

Hatugombani · Apr 8, 2014

dah! imenifurahisha,big up!

Murano · Apr 8, 2014

noma kweli

Piere. Fm · Apr 8, 2014

Teh teh teh teh teh teh kwel madenge ni genious.

prospa · Apr 8, 2014

hahaha hiyo kali

CHIEF MP · Apr 8, 2014

Deiman said:
dah! imenifurahisha,big up!

hatari madenge aisee!!!

Magnificient · Apr 9, 2014

Haa haa haa haaaa.... Nimeipenda sana hii thinking! Haina kuremba, imekatwa juu kwa juu

alphonce.NET · Apr 9, 2014

Huo mzaha mnaofanya mpaka kwa mwenyezi mungu kuna siku mtakuja kujuta

CHIEF MP · Apr 10, 2014

Magnificient said:
Haa haa haa haaaa.... Nimeipenda sana hii thinking! Haina kuremba, imekatwa juu kwa juu

Madenge kaona icwe taabu aisee

CHIEF MP · Apr 10, 2014

alphonce.NET said:
Huo mzaha mnaofanya mpaka kwa mwenyezi mungu kuna siku mtakuja kujuta

Matendo yetu mema hayatatenguliwa kwa 7bu ya utani na mizaha yetu!!
Acha nidham ya woga aisee!!

jaffari odhiambo · Apr 10, 2014

CHIEF MP said:
Copied somewhere, just for funny!!!

Siku moja madenge alikua ana njaa lakini hanapesa. Akamuomba mungu" ewe mungu nijaalie niokote japo elfu 2 tu, naapa elfu 1 nitairejesha kwako kama sadaka ,. Baada ya maombi akaenda zake , ghafla mbele kidogo akaokota elfu 1 . Akasema dah, mungu ni waajabu kweli kweli ameshakata chake kabisa duuh HUYU MUNGU ATAKUWA NI WAKALA WA M-PESA LAKINI ANGEKUA WA AIRTEL- MONEY ASINGEKATWA MTU HAPA.

Yaani wewe unamchezea Mungu? Sidhani kama zinakutosha vizuri.

Daddo · Apr 13, 2014

kachukue mshiko Airtel maana hii joke yako ni bonge la advertisement.

Shemeji · Apr 13, 2014

alphonce.NET said:
Huo mzaha mnaofanya mpaka kwa mwenyezi mungu kuna siku mtakuja kujuta

This is just a joke, acha woga.

CHIEF MP · Apr 17, 2014

Daddo said:
kachukue mshiko Airtel maana hii joke yako ni bonge la advertisement.

Gud advice mkuu, ntapeleka proposal

CHIEF MP · Apr 17, 2014

mashuka magodoro said:
Yaani wewe unamchezea Mungu? Sidhani kama zinakutosha vizuri.

Ni madenge co mimi!!!

Njaa · Apr 17, 2014

Nice joke!!

lwambof · Apr 18, 2014

Iko poa...

Black Hawk · Apr 23, 2014

CHIEF MP said:
Copied somewhere, just for funny!!!

Siku moja madenge alikua ana njaa lakini hanapesa. Akamuomba mungu" ewe mungu nijaalie niokote japo elfu 2 tu, naapa elfu 1 nitairejesha kwako kama sadaka ,. Baada ya maombi akaenda zake , ghafla mbele kidogo akaokota elfu 1 . Akasema dah, mungu ni waajabu kweli kweli ameshakata chake kabisa duuh HUYU MUNGU ATAKUWA NI WAKALA WA M-PESA LAKINI ANGEKUA WA AIRTEL- MONEY ASINGEKATWA MTU HAPA.

Acha jokes na Mungu Mkuu

Black Hawk · Apr 23, 2014

Kuna vitu vya kufanyia utani, lakini hakuna tokea mwanzo wa dunia aliyefanya mizaha na Mungu akabaki salama, kumbuka kisa cha mdada mmoja ambaye alimuaga mama yake anatoka na marafiki zake, mama akamjibu Mungu awe pamoja nanyi, yule binti akamjibu mama yake gari yetu imejaa labda Mungu akae kwenye buti, kwa spidi kali akawasha gari na kuondoka, mbele alipata ajali kubwa sana, hakuna aliyeweza kufahamika kwa jinsi walivyoharibika vibaya, lakini trafiki walipofungua kwenye buti wakakuta trei ya mayai ikiwa salama, usije ukafanya dhihaka na Mungu.

CHIEF MP · Apr 27, 2014

duuuuh, maombi yenu ili nipgwe ban na Mungu hayatafanikiwa!!!!

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