A female TV reporter went to have an interview with A farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease ....... Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the Reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ? The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, " Do you know that the bull screws the cow once a year ? " The Lady ( getting embarrassed ) : " Well sir, that's a new piece of information. But what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? " The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? " The Lady : " Yes ! But can you come to the point please ? " The Farmer : " I am getting to the point Madam ........ Just imagine ........ If I was playing with your breasts, Four times a day and screwing you ........ ONLY ........ Once a year, would you also not get mad ? "