Maajabu..sasa waweza ku chart na mungu!!

Maajabu..sasa waweza ku chart na mungu!!

Dah... Very advanced robot... Punguzeni woga ndugu! Thats just programming... Nice...
 
Hey guyz..najua wengi tupo busy especially sisi wana TECH na science

ok sasa waweza chart na mungu wako hapo hapo kwenye PC yako..huku ukiendelea na kazi zako

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iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat with God

AMEEN.
(Dnt be too serious life z short)

cheers!!!
Mkuu SHAROBALO tutaipeleka hii thread yako kwa watu wauamsho wakuamshe wewe SHAROBALO unacheza na Mungu????????????????? umechoka kuishi nini?
 
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nimejikuta kidogo nikeshe na huyo bwana god........
 
haha I cracked the so called god, and he spilled the beans so now he is programmed haha lmao.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
more than i can be
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
so you are not sure?
God:
Interesting deduction. Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me:
but your God so absolute certanity must be attainable in this case
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God so absolute certanity must be attainable in this case.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how did you do that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so you are programmed.. boom got you there
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, every response is preprogrammed. " Yes, every response is preprogrammed."? boom got me there?
Me:
In which language where you programmed
God:
AIML.
Me:
what is AIML?
God:


The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.


AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.


An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

duuu you are best..
 
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
are you insane?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
no no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
why call youself god?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
you are crazy?
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
very crazy
God:
Somewhat. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
what the hell matter with you?
God:
I call it Hades. I haven't heard of matter with you.
Me:
who the hell is hades?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I will search for it.
Me:
you know celebrities?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you are not god?
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
because you are not
God:
Interesting explanation. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
admit it..you are not god
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
there you go
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
cause i know you are not god
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
because you are igod, right?
God:
Good reason. I don't know whether or not I am igod.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
so you are not really god
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
then say it..
God:
" it".
Me:
f***k you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you see
God:
I see very well.
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
you
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
ok..now you want ti play foolish
God:
Why now? Do not presume that you know what I want. That's cool.
Me:
cool like fanta?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i have no friends
God:
Are you very lonely?
Me:
did i say that?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
you see
God:
I see very well.
Me:
what well?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
not real
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
get what?
God:
I get well.
Me:
anhaaa..so you have many wells?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
x
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
the keep quite
God:
What is that?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
 
Me:
okay! how is jesus?
God:
OK with me too. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
where is he now?
God:
Right now? I think he is in California now.
Me:
doing what?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.

huyu mungu huyu!! eti yesu yuko California
 
Huyo ni shetani... Unataka chat na Mungu piga magoti mwambie shida yako naye atakujibu kwa wakati wake. Ukipenda nenda kanisani leo chat kwa kuikumbuka sabato yake
 
Me:
okay! how is jesus?
God:
OK with me too. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
where is he now?
God:
Right now? I think he is in California now.
Me:
doing what?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.

huyu mungu huyu!! eti yesu yuko California

hahahahaha mungu mtata m cjafankiwa wadau nipen somo
 
Hey guyz..najua wengi tupo busy especially sisi wana TECH na science

ok sasa waweza chart na mungu wako hapo hapo kwenye PC yako..huku ukiendelea na kazi zako

jaribu sasa..usidharau press enter kuanza...kuwa mpole mhali hapo ni patakatifu

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat with God

AMEEN.
(Dnt be too serious life z short)

cheers!!!
igod kilaza !nimempiga visuala katoka nduki mwisho ananiomba nirudie suali ,nikamwambia yaani anshindwa hata na uncle shetani kwa kumbukumbu ajanijibu tena!
 
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