M-bongo na M-kenya!

[Jaguar]

Mtanzania na mkenya waliingia supermarket moja jijini DSM.Walipotoka nje,mkenya akawa anajigamba kwamba wakenya ni wajanja kuliko wa-TZ huku akimuonesha m-TZ chocolate tatu alizokwiba supermarket.M-bongo akamshawishi mkenya warudi tena ndani ya supermarket ili naye akamuoneshe ustadi wake.Walipofika tu ndani,m-TZ akamwambia mhudumu,'nataka kukuonesha mazingaombwe,hebu niletee chocolate tatu!'.Yule mhudumu akamletea chocolate tatu,jamaa akazila zote mbele ya mhudumu halafu akasema,'unaona mhudumu,mwenyewe umeshuhudia nimekula chocolate tatu lakini amini usiamini,chocolate zako ziko mfukoni kwa huyu jamaa'.Mhudumu akamkagua mkenya mfukoni then akachukua chocolate zake zote tatu.

 

[Katavi]

Hahahaah!! Kwa hiyo hapo nani mjanja zaidi ya mwenzake?

 

[ELVIC NOVIC]

amakweli mtz ni noma:flypig::flypig::flypig:

 

[chopeko]

hahahaha i like it asee:A S 465::A S 465:

 

[Ndibalema]

Huyo Mbongo ni msaliti kama kawaida yao.

 

[Kertel]

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[Wajad]

Wakitoka nje hizo ngumi zake usipime.

 

[Raia Fulani]

janja na janjauri

 

[salito]

Tehe tehe tehe,hii nimeipenda sana..

 

[HIMARS]

heheh ilikuwa dukani

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

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[Jaguar]

Translated

Ndo ivo ivo wala hujakoseaaaaa!

 

[Jaguar]

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Haya bhana,ushaondoka kwetu Tunduma?

 

[pretty n]

Chezea wakunyumba ww?

 

[aduwilly]

Translated

hata kama, ila jamaa ame-make our day, kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

 

[Pancras Suday]

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Pande zipi mkuu huko Tukuyu? Makandana, Ndembela, Kirwa road, Bagamoyo, Katumba au

 

[KML]

kwaio mkenya mwizi mmbongo mjanja?wakiwackia

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Hahahahahaaaa...

 

[La Voz]

Translated

roho mbaya mbona hukuileta, acha watu wafurahi

 

[mwanamabadiliko]

Mbongo ni balaa