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# look on how engineer approach a girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zumbemkuu, Jul 3, 2011.

1. ### zumbemkuuJF Bronze Member

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inawezekana ishawafikia siku nyingi, si mbaya tukijikumbusha kwa wale ambao wameisahau.

An engineer proposing to a lady.................

"Hi dear!

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a
my heart differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
relation with me.

The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial
fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to aset.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima
and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart
pump like a turbo diesel engine"

" Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????

2. ### Paul KijokaJF-Expert Member

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Nice jock. I like it. Tell us the way even Profs approach. I heard that they always instruct and infact they have no lines.

3. ### zumbemkuuJF Bronze Member

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profs like maji marefu or? hahhahahahaha! hizo sijazipata bado.

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### SheryMember

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I lyk it! Sijui doctorz nao wanasemaje!mmmmh!

5. ### serioJF-Expert Member

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hahaa,.nimeikubali,

6. ### menyidyoJF-Expert Member

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mnatuzingua! doctor je?

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### Shega HMember

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bro ur not only creative but you know this mavituz very well.i real appreciate it

8. ### mgodiJF-Expert Member

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Prof wa Computer Sayansi akitongoza anaweza ongea hivi,, Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako mpenzi. Nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwnye CPU ya nafsi yako.

9. ### AmoebaJF-Expert Member

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Hii mbona ya kitabo sana hapa JF? Recycle!

10. ### Good GuyJF-Expert Member

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Honey i need you as much as an ion needs a charge,the minute i captured the photons of light reflected from your bright face,my heart froze like water at absolute temp,you exited me to a higher level i need to release xcess energy and fall to you ground level.lol

11. ### PotaJF-Expert Member

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me i say engineers cannot charm ladies, unless a lad also is an engineer, why?
higher order derivates, partial fractions, parabola, polynomial of degree ten etc
too mathematical language, message wont be sent, unless money is used

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### Babu mchumiMember

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teh teh teh teh mi ndo kwanza naipata kwako hiyo,hapati mtoto huyo coz hapo ni lugha gongana!

13. ### Good GuyJF-Expert Member

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I dont know,with words like dis she doesn't need no money!'Honey please pair with me like two electrons in an S orbital,if you say no my heart will be broken down to small quanta pieces,every time i see you it goes to and fro faster than an alternating current! Be mine bby!"i'm saying with these i'm getting da girl.lol

14. ### zumbemkuuJF Bronze Member

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aliyeanzisha keshasema tunajikumbusha maana hakuwa na hakika km ilishafika.

15. ### zumbemkuuJF Bronze Member

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duh, hii nayo kiboko, hahahahahahaha

16. ### MakanyagaJF-Expert Member

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Nice stuff, though you are supossed to have a clear distinctiction between a Mathematician and an Engineer.

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### AineJF-Expert Member

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Jamani mbavu zanguuuuuuuu!

18. ### Good GuyJF-Expert Member

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Come to me baby cant you feel the gravitational force of love between us!Whenever i'm with you i feel safe like electrons in a noble gas.Electroplate my heart with your love and i will never corrode.LOLEST

19. ### zumbemkuuJF Bronze Member

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