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Viol · Dec 12, 2011

Mtoto:Baba nimempenda Lucy mtoto wa jirani yetu awe mpenzi wangu
Baba:Heri hata hujamtongoza,huyo ni dada yako
Mtoto:Baba nimekutana na msichana mwingine
Baba:Nani huyo?
Mtoto:Joyce mtoto wa jirani wa pili
Baba:Heri hata hujamtongoza,yule ni dada yako pia,ila usimwambie mama kuhusu haya
Mtoto🙁analia machozi huku anaenda kumwambia mama kwa hasira)
Mama:tatizo nini mwanangu
Mtoto:Nimependa wasichana wa jirani yetu kama sita ila baba amenikata eti ni dada zangu
Mama:Nyamaza usilie mwanangu,we mtongoze unayempenda,we sio kaka yao mana huyu sio baba yako

Viol · Dec 12, 2011

Mke:we mwanaume gani hujihusishi kutafuta hela ya chakula?
Mme:usinisumbue nyamaza
Mke:Heri ningeolewa na shetani kuliko wewe
Mme:dini hairuhusu ndugu kuoana
Mke:Unanuka kikwapa nenda kaoge
Mme:nilikuoa mwembamba,nilikuwa nakubeba,mwanamke gani sasa hivi siwezi hata kubeba mguu mmoja

Jakubumba · Dec 12, 2011

Excellent said:
Mke:we mwanaume gani hujihusishi kutafuta hela ya chakula?
Mme:usinisumbue nyamaza
Mke:Heri ningeolewa na shetani kuliko wewe
Mme:dini hairuhusu ndugu kuoana
Mke:Unanuka kikwapa nenda kaoge
Mme:nilikuoa mwembamba,nilikuwa nakubeba,mwanamke gani sasa hivi siwezi hata kubeba mguu mmoja

mme> Mke wangu kanitandikie kitanda.
mke> Fimbo zote nimepikia

Viol · Dec 12, 2011

Jakubumba said:
mme> Mke wangu kanitandikie kitanda.
mke> Fimbo zote nimepikia

Mme:naomba unyumba
Mke:kaoge kwanza
Mme😛oa baadaye,naenda kwa monica.
Mke:twende nikuogeshe
Mme:sina mda kwa sasa natoka

Adam waTZ · Dec 12, 2011

Daah, ziko poa

Pota · Dec 13, 2011

Excellent said:
Mke:we mwanaume gani hujihusishi kutafuta hela ya chakula?
Mme:usinisumbue nyamaza
Mke:Heri ningeolewa na shetani kuliko wewe
Mme:dini hairuhusu ndugu kuoana
Mke:Unanuka kikwapa nenda kaoge
Mme:nilikuoa mwembamba,nilikuwa nakubeba,mwanamke gani sasa hivi siwezi hata kubeba mguu mmoja

kweli mke ni shetani...dongo lote hilo halafu anakaa kimya?

Viol · Dec 13, 2011

Wa kusoma said:
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

kama hujui kusoma maandishi hata picha huoni?

Jeji · Dec 13, 2011

Excellent we mkareeeee!!!!!!
hiyo picha ya jicho moja duh........!!!

Bakulutu · Dec 14, 2011

Wa kusoma said:
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

We kila mahali c ni ***** tuuu...ndio nn hicho kama sio uchafu!!!

Wa kusoma · Dec 14, 2011

Comm inawasumbua nn, hapo nimeandika "seen" kwa mara ya kwanza nimetoa % kwa excellent

THK DJAYZZ · Dec 14, 2011

Excellent said:
Mtoto:Baba nimempenda Lucy mtoto wa jirani yetu awe mpenzi wangu
Baba:Heri hata hujamtongoza,huyo ni dada yako
Mtoto:Baba nimekutana na msichana mwingine
Baba:Nani huyo?
Mtoto:Joyce mtoto wa jirani wa pili
Baba:Heri hata hujamtongoza,yule ni dada yako pia,ila usimwambie mama kuhusu haya
Mtoto🙁analia machozi huku anaenda kumwambia mama kwa hasira)
Mama:tatizo nini mwanangu
Mtoto:Nimependa wasichana wa jirani yetu kama sita ila baba amenikata eti ni dada zangu
Mama:Nyamaza usilie mwanangu,we mtongoze unayempenda,we sio kaka yao mana huyu sio baba yako

Hivi kutunga story cku hiz kaz eeh !?

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