Leo kwenye pantoni

donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

Wakati navuka mishale ya mchana kutoka kigamboni kuelekea posta nilikaa opposite na ma binti wakizungu huku mmoja akiwa busy na iphone yake.

Daah nikataka niombe namba ila kutema mayai kama tony blair nikashindwa maana mtoto alikua anamwaga ung'eng'e si wa nchi hii mpaka nusu nitafute subtitles.... nikaona sio kesi japo nimfotoe nitunze memory kwamba 1day woga wangu ulinikosesha mtoto Mboga saba (ujinga ni kujiita mboga saba wakati zote za majani)!

Guasa Ambonii · Nov 17, 2016

Duh! Wanasema Ras Simba ana uwezo huo jaribu kumuona ndugu.

Mshana Jr · Nov 17, 2016

donlucchese said:
Wakati navuka mishale ya mchana kutoka kigamboni kuelekea posta nilikaa opposite na ma binti wakizungu huku mmoja akiwa busy na iphone yake. Daah nikataka niombe namba ila kutema mayai kama tony blair nikashindwa maana mtoto alikua anamwaga ung'eng'e si wa nchi hii mpaka nusu nitafute subtitles.... nikaona sio kesi japo nimfotoe nitunze memory kwamba 1day woga wangu ulinikosesha mtoto Mboga saba (ujinga ni kujiita mboga saba wakati zote za majani).....!!!
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donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

Guasa Amboni said:
Duh! Wanasema Ras Simba ana uwezo huo jaribu kumuona ndugu.

Ebwana itabidi nifanye hivyo mkuu

donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

mshana jr said:
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] haikusimama kama kangaroo?

[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji2] acha tu mkuu yalikua ni majaribu ya hatari

hazole1 · Nov 17, 2016

Demu wa kizungu akupendage yeye lakini ukijishoboa ww lazima utoke bila bila

Mwanapropaganda · Nov 17, 2016

Huyo anayebofya simu namfahamu, ni mbongo.

Mulhat Mpunga · Nov 17, 2016

donlucchese said:
Wakati navuka mishale ya mchana kutoka kigamboni kuelekea posta nilikaa opposite na ma binti wakizungu huku mmoja akiwa busy na iphone yake. Daah nikataka niombe namba ila kutema mayai kama tony blair nikashindwa maana mtoto alikua anamwaga ung'eng'e si wa nchi hii mpaka nusu nitafute subtitles.... nikaona sio kesi japo nimfotoe nitunze memory kwamba 1day woga wangu ulinikosesha mtoto Mboga saba (ujinga ni kujiita mboga saba wakati zote za majani).....!!!
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kuna nini hapo sasa na ni nani kakuruhusu kuweka picha ya huyu binti hapa ?kalisa mwenzio kashakamatwa na polisi kwa kuweka picha za wema mitandaoni shauri yako

Real One · Nov 17, 2016

Guasa Amboni said:
Duh! Wanasema Ras Simba ana uwezo huo jaribu kumuona ndugu.

donlucchese said:
Ebwana itabidi nifanye hivyo mkuu

Mimi ni mmoja wa watu
wanaomsikia sana huyu jamaa
anyeitwa Ras SIMBA,anasema
yeye anafundisha Kingereza
kwa "formula" alizozipata
Ulaya,na formula yake ni ya N +S+T,Anasema hii formula aliigundua Ulaya. Ras Simba anasema usipoongea Kingereza ndani ya MIEZI MITATU basi unarudishiwa hela yako,jeuri yake ni hiuo formula
aliyoichukua huko Ulaya,na Ras SIMBA hana mpinzani katika
kufundisha Kingereza cha kuongea Afrika Mashariki nakati.
Ras anasema kama
unabisha uje na Wakili wako umtiliane saini mkataba ili usipojua kuongea basi Ras
Simba afungwe. Kuna jamaa yangu aliwahi
nambia,demu wake alienda kujifunza kwa Ras Simba...baada ya week akaambiwa ada yake imeisha,akasema mbona yeye bado hajajua kuongea
Kingereza?nasikia Ras
akamwambia:

Demu:Ras mbona sijajua kuongea?

Ras Simba: Mama anaitwaje kwa Kingereza?

Demu: Mother

Ras Simba: Baba je?

Demu:Father

Ras Simba: Basi dada umeshajuwa kuongea
Kingereza

c&p
Ngaliba Dume

essaugervas · Nov 17, 2016

hako kabinti kakitasha kanaonekana bado kadogo sana tena utafikili kapo na mama yake,, sasa sijuh ulikua unataka ulushe kete kwa yupi hapo

Job Richard · Nov 17, 2016

umeishia kupiga picha mkuu acha wajanja wale fuga rasta uokote wazungu hahahaha akili za wabongo

Bailly5 · Nov 17, 2016

"Ujinga ni kujiita mboga saba wakati zote za majani"

Hahahah

Simba Mkali · Nov 17, 2016

Mkuu mbona miye namuona wa kawaida tu au kwa sababu ya rangi?

kenshi · Nov 17, 2016

Kuto kujiamini ndio tatizo lako.
Nakupa pole kwa tatizo ulilonalo na juhudi unazozitumia kujiponya hilo tatizo hapa JF sidhani Kama utapona.

donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

essaugervas said:
hako kabinti kakitasha kanaonekana bado kadogo sana tena utafikili kapo na mama yake,, sasa sijuh ulikua unataka ulushe kete kwa yupi hapo

Ndio hako hako mkuu sio siri kalikonga nyoyo

donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

THE RICHARDS said:
umeishia kupiga picha mkuu acha wajanja wale fuga rasta uokote wazungu hahahaha akili za wabongo

Hahaha acha tu mkuu marasi wanafaidi

donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

Bailly5 said:
"Ujinga ni kujiita mboga saba wakati zote za majani"

Hahahah

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donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

Simba Mkali said:
Mkuu mbona miye namuona wa kawaida tu au kwa sababu ya rangi?

Mkuu ungemuona live ungekubali

donlucchese · Nov 17, 2016

kenshi said:
Kuto kujiamini ndio tatizo lako.
Nakupa pole kwa tatizo ulilonalo na juhudi unazozitumia kujiponya hilo tatizo hapa JF sidhani Kama utapona.

Shukrani mkuu

miss chagga · Nov 17, 2016

ungemwambia jambo mpokoje simu andika namba jibipu halafu mrudishie

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