laugh out loud loooooool

Mohammed Shossi said:

Little Boy: Dad, How was I Born..?

Dad: Well, Son... Ur Mom & I Got Together At "Jamii Forums". We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe"

Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data" From My "PEN DRIVE".
So I put it in ur mom's USB "Port", & just When I Was About To "Transfer",

We Realized That None Of us had "Installed" any "Antivirus".
It Was Too Late To hit "Cancel"

Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying
"You Have Got A MAIL"

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Mohammed Shossi said:

Chukua na hii Mkuu,


A Cucumber, An Onion & A Penis Were Talking About Life. The Cucumber Said When I Get Big & Hard They Chop & Toss Me In A Salad, The Onion Said You Got It Easy Mate, When I Get Big & Hard They Skin Me & Drown Me In Vinegar, The Penis Said That Is Nothing Compared To What I Go Through.. When I Get Big & Hard, They Put A Plastic Bag Over My Head, Shove Me In A Damp Cave & Keep Banging My Head Until I Throw Up And Faint! =D =))

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Mohammed Shossi said:

Madenti 5 chuo kikuu kimoja hapa nchini walikuwa wanatakiwa wafanye mtihani siku inayofuata. Bahati mbaya wakanywa pombe mpaka mida mibaya na hivyo wasingeweza kufanya mtihani kesho yake. Wakatunga uongo wa kwenda kumdanganya mwalimu wa somo husika kwamba walikuwa kwenye harusi na wakati wanarudi gari yao ikapata pancha na wakavamiwa na vibaka na kuibiwa pamoja na kupigwa. Yule Lecture alikubali na akawapa siku tatu za kujiweka sawa na kujiandaa na special exam. Siku ya mtihani wa Special yule Lecture aliwapa mtihani na aliwasimamia mwenyewe.

Mwongozo wa mtihani ulikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
1. Mtihani huu ni kwa wanafunzi watano.
2. Majibu yao lazima yawe sawa na yakiwa tofauti wote wanapata ziro na wanafeli.
3. Mtihani huu una maswali matano na yote lazima yajibiwe.

Maswali ya mtihani yalikuwa hivi:
1. Harusi ilifanyika katika ukumbi gani?
2. Gari mliomtumia mpaka mkapata pancha inaitwaje?
3. Ajali imetokea eneo gani? 4.Nani alikuwa dereva?
5. Tairi ipi ilipata pancha,ya mbele au ya nyuma?

NAWATAKIA MTIHANI MWEMA!

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Mohammed Shossi said:

Little Boy: Dad, How was I Born..?

Dad: Well, Son... Ur Mom & I Got Together At "Jamii Forums". We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe"

Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data" From My "PEN DRIVE".
So I put it in ur mom's USB "Port", & just When I Was About To "Transfer",

We Realized That None Of us had "Installed" any "Antivirus".
It Was Too Late To hit "Cancel"

Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying
"You Have Got A MAIL"

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