kweli watu wanatricks.

[Bavaria]

A guy stuck his head into a
barber's shop
and asked, "How long before I can
get a
haircut?" The barber looked
around the shop full of
customers and said,"About 2
hours." The
guy left. A few days later the same
guy stuck his
head in the door and asked, "How
long
before I can get a haircut?" The
barber looked around at the shop
and said, "About 3 hours." The
guy left. A week later the same
guy stuck his
head in the shop and asked,"How
long
before I can get a haircut?" The
barber looked around the shop
and
said, "About an hour only." The
guy left. The barber turned to a
friend and said,
"Ken, please do me a favor, follow
that
guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has
to wait
for a haircut, but then he doesn’t
ever
come back". A little while later, Ken
returned to the
shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does
that
guy go whenever he leaves here?"
Ken
looked up, with tears in his eyes
and
said, "To your wife at home."

 

[Nicole]

duh kama namwona kinyozi mimacho ilivyomtoka!

 

[Bavaria]

duh kama namwona kinyozi mimacho ilivyomtoka!

anataka kuzimia hapo.

 

[Leak]

Hahahaha

 

[sweetlady]

Hahahahah jamaa kiboko lol......kinyozi hajaanguka na kuzimia?

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Mh!
Mie sitii neno hapa maana kinyozi asije ninyoa bure!

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Nimecheka mpaka jirani kaja kuniuliza kulikoni...

 

[CUTE]

unaweza pata heart attack ivi ivi wajihona hahhaahaha kha!

 

[Mwanyasi]

Hahahahah jamaa kiboko lol......kinyozi hajaanguka na kuzimia?

Atakuwa kajinyoa nwele zooote!

 

[Bondpost]

Dah!!! Jamaa siku akija kuuliza tena atastukia panga la uso atanyolewa kwa feni wallahi!!!

 

[Watu8]

wakati kinyozi anahangaika kunyoa za kichwani, njemba nyingine inaenda kunyoa za kunako 18 za mke wa kinyozi.

 

[Bavaria]

nlikua kwenye daladala. Nilicheka had kila mtu alinishangaa.