Kwanini wanawake hubana miguu?

[Tairus]

Inatokea umekaa na mdada au mwanamke baada ya muda anabana miguu anakua anamanisha nini?

Anapambana na hali yake na wewe inabidi upambanie kombe..

 

[Shunie]

Hupendi nikuite mchuchu

Ndio sipendi uache eeenh sawa shemdarling

 

[mshipa]

Mi siachi mchuchu

Ndio sipendi uache eeenh sawa shemdarling

 

[Mwifwa]

Inatokea umekaa na mdada au mwanamke baada ya muda anabana miguu anakua anamanisha nini?

Ili kutunza joto la papuchi lisipotee.

 

[Shunie]

Shem beibe mi ntakuachaje?

Kwani hii pia I'd ya mshipa akee dada

 

[Shunie]

Mi siachi mchuchu

Hahahaha yaani nimecheka kwa sauti

 

[dripu]

Ile sehem kadri anavyotanua miguu ndio upepo unavyo ingia na hufunga miguu akiwa ametosheka na kaupepo anakotaka

 

[Mwifwa]

Tunazuia mkojo

Umeniingiza loss sana, niliandaa maandalizi ya kupokea mgeni kijijini kwangu ila hadi muda huu hajatokea

 

[mshipa]

Hahaha kwanini?

Hahahaha yaani nimecheka kwa sauti

 

[Shunie]

Hahaha kwanini?

Ulivyonijibu yaani nilitegemea jibu la sawa naacha

 

[mshipa]

Siwezi kuacha

Ulivyonijibu yaani nilitegemea jibu la sawa naacha

 

[Mwifwa]

Hawa viumbe ukimwambia kaa vizuri wakati wa mchana, lazima atabana miguu.
Na cha ajabu ni pale unapo mwambia akae vizuri wakati wa usiku, hapo ata panua miguu....tehteehh

Ahsante kwa hoja mujaraabu mh mjumbe

 

[Petro Oswald]

Tunazuia mkojo

 

[Shunie]

Siwezi kuacha

Hahhahahahah mwehu wewe mm sitaki sasa

 

[Ushimen]

Ahsante kwa hoja mujaraabu mh mjumbe

Asante mh mjumbe, haujawahi kuniangusha...

 

[Mwifwa]

Asante mh mjumbe, haujawahi kuniangusha...

 

[Ekuweme]

Halafu upepo ukiwa unaingia inalia "swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" kwa mbaaali kama vile mtu anapuliza filimbi au kikopo

Ile sehem kadri anavyotanua miguu ndio upepo unavyo ingia na hufunga miguu akiwa ametosheka na kaupepo anakotaka

 

[Bila bila]

Hawa viumbe ukimwambia kaa vizuri wakati wa mchana, lazima atabana miguu.
Na cha ajabu ni pale unapo mwambia akae vizuri wakati wa usiku, hapo ata panua miguu....tehteehh

Vice versa is true!!!!

 

[mshipa]

Basi nakuita sweetheart

Hahhahahahah mwehu wewe mm sitaki sasa

 

[Slim5]

@Shunie

Shikamoo