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Kutoka mahakamani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Feb 8, 2011.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [FONT=&quot] WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]WITNESS: My name is Susan![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [FONT=&quot] ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [FONT=&quot] WITNESS: Yes.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] WITNESS: I forget..[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?[/FONT]