Kumbe kwenu ndivyo mlivyo?!!!!!!!

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

NANI ZAIDI
1. Mmeru anayeenda benki na spana kufungua akaunti.
2. Msambaa anayevua viatu kuingia kwenye taxi.
3. M'kwereanayeingia kitandani na rula kupima atalala kwa muda gani.
4. Msukuma aliye nurse anayemwamsha mgonjwa usingizini ili ampe dawa ya usingizi kwa sababu alikuwa amesahau.
5. Mzaramo anayepunguza sauti ya tv ili asome sms ya simu.
6.Mluguru anayepanda kwenye mwembe kuchagua yaliyoiva halafu anashuka na kuyaangua kwa kuyarushia mawe.
7. Mmachinga aliyekagua kipande cha barafu ili ajue wapi kimetoboka maana kinavuja maji.
8. Mngoni anayeng'arisha viatu vyake ili apige picha ya passport size.
9. Mhaya aliyepiga magoti kwenye simu akiomba awe accepted at Makerere Univesiti..
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[B'REAL]

i love my kabila mpare....aka ngasu ya vome

 

[kabanga]

ah... sisi wavamizi hatupo!

 

[Baraka Roman]

i love my kabila mpare....aka ngasu ya vome

One brood avae

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[ladyfurahia]

Afadhali mm mmalawi simo humo maana huyu mwaikimba akawii kukuripot polisi posti

 

[B'REAL]

One brood avae

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iyeee ndo uthii vikore

 

[Mzee]

i love my kabila mpare....aka ngasu ya vome

B'REAL
Wetu. Yeghona, yethitika.

 

[Mzee]

One brood avae

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Baraka Roman
Mwana wa kaya.

 

[Mzee]

NANI ZAIDI

9. Mhaya aliyepiga magoti kwenye simu akiomba awe accepted at Makerere Univesiti..
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Papaa Bishanga kuja huku.

 

[Paloma]

Bujibuji mbona hujanitendea haki mie mdigo?

 

[Mamndenyi]

Mchagga anayeweka kalamu tatu kwenye mfuko wa shati wakati hana hata nauli ya daladala.

 

[Bishanga]

NANI ZAIDI
1. Mmeru anayeenda benki na spana kufungua akaunti.
2. Msambaa anayevua viatu kuingia kwenye taxi.
3. M'kwereanayeingia kitandani na rula kupima atalala kwa muda gani.
4. Msukuma aliye nurse anayemwamsha mgonjwa usingizini ili ampe dawa ya usingizi kwa sababu alikuwa amesahau.
5. Mzaramo anayepunguza sauti ya tv ili asome sms ya simu.
6.Mluguru anayepanda kwenye mwembe kuchagua yaliyoiva halafu anashuka na kuyaangua kwa kuyarushia mawe.
7. Mmachinga aliyekagua kipande cha barafu ili ajue wapi kimetoboka maana kinavuja maji.
8. Mngoni anayeng'arisha viatu vyake ili apige picha ya passport size.
9. Mhaya aliyepiga magoti kwenye simu akiomba awe accepted at Makerere Univesiti..


@na Bujibuji aliyeuza ng'ombe ili atetee kesi ya kuku?

 

[Bishanga]

Papaa Bishanga kuja huku.

Mzee mi namshangaa Bujibuji alimpeleka bibi yake dinner Serena,dem kala kasaza yeye hakula anajitia eti tumbo linamsokota ,mkwanja wote kaishia kulipa bill baadae baada ya kum drop kimwana akaonekana anafakamia mikuku ya barabarani american chips.

 

[Mzee]

Mzee mi namshangaa Bujibuji alimpeleka bibi yake dinner Serena,dem kala kasaza yeye hakula anajitia eti tumbo linamsokota ,mkwanja wote kaishia kulipa bill baadae baada ya kum drop kimwana akaonekana anafakamia mikuku ya barabarani american chips.

Bishanga. Hapa sitii neno, ngoja nmuite Bujibuji aje kulonga.

Bujibuji Tafadhali kuja huku.

 

[Mzee]

@na Bujibuji aliyeuza ng'ombe ili atetee kesi ya kuku?

Bishanga hapo naona kama Mpare nimrguswa.

 

[Mentor]

Kuna yule aliyepanda daladala na mzigo wake kichwani..
..somewhere in Dodoma.

 

[Mzee]

Kuna yule aliyepanda daladala na mzigo wake kichwani..
..somewhere in Dodoma.

Mentor
Hapo simo.

 

[Katavi]

Bora mimi sipo.

 

[B'REAL]

B'REAL
Wetu. Yeghona, yethitika.

mmm mthee tukiojwa tuelaaaaaaa

 

[Mwamukonda]

Teh teh teh mnyakyusa je'