Kuifinyia Kwa ndani

[Superbug]

Achana nao hawa,hata uwape jicho hawaridhiki

Unatoa jicho kama Nuzulati ?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mzee uke unajikaza na unahisi kabisa pipe inafumbatwa.

Birthday yangu ya mwaka jana nilijichanganya kwa pisi moja hivi nilikuwa naichukulia poa weeeeh! Nilibananishwa kibabe kidogo nikate moto. Mpaka nakuja kutoka kwenye lindi la utamu naona giza watu warefu weupe pee wanakimbia wanapishana hata sijui wanakotoka na wanakoenda moyo unapiga hatari miguu inatetemeka jasho kama lote.

What was that? Pisi inajibu kwa mahaba sauti tamu ya puani...

That was your birthday present baby...

and I was like Birthday present gani wakati unataka kunirestisha ini pisi?

Ujanja wote kwisha aisee japo inazingua hatari ila niko tayari kuivisha pete kabisa.....

Kufinyiwa kwa ndani omba sana usikutane na ma expert wa Yoga....

 

[NAGAMAHONGA]

Kuna wakati huwa nahisi vinanena kwa lugha

Vidudu vile Mungu alitulia na yaonekana alivitengeneza jumatatu angali ana nguvu zzote.

 

[NAGAMAHONGA]

Birthday yangu ya mwaka jana nilijichanganya kwa pisi moja hivi nilikuwa naichukulia poa weeeeh! Nilibananishwa weee kidogo nikate moto. Mpaka nakuja kutoka kwenye lindi la utamu naona giza watu wanakimbia wanapishana hata sijui wanakoenda moyo unapiga hatari miguu inatetemeka.

What was that? Pisi inajibu kwa mahaba sauti tamu ya puani...

That was your birthday present baby...

and I was like Birthday present gani wakati unataka kunirestisha ini pisi?

Ujanja wote kwisha aisee japo inazingua hatari ila niko tayari kuivisha pete kabisa.....

Kufinyiwa kwa ndani omba sana usikutane na ma expert wa Yoga....

Vitu vingine msikie jirani anavizungumzia, waweza cheka bila sababu.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

There you are....

You have all the power in the world. I wish you knew how to harness it and use it effectively...mngetuendesha sana aisee!

 

[Sharamdala]

Kuna wanawake wanajua asee, nakumbuka hii pisi nilikua naifata saa 7 usiku. Kuna siku si nikazinguana nayo alafu kesho yake asubuhi anasafiri mkoa kukaa zaidi ya mwezi 😂😂 sikulala nabembeleza mpaka saa 11 asubui ndio nikapewa mbususu.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Dahhh!!

 

[NAGAMAHONGA]

Sitaki kupitw

Ha ha ha we jamaa kunauda akili unaIazicha sebuleni, dadeki.

 

[Sharamdala]

Sitaki kupitw

Dahhh!!uje utoe ushuhuda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NAGAMAHONGA]

You have all the power in the world. I wish you knew how to harness it and use it effectively...mngetuendesha sana aisee!

Wana mamlaka lakini hawana hekima, shida inaanzia hapa.

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Bantu Lady To yeye njooni mjibu hili swali ni mhimu sana....[emoji125][emoji125]

What is kuifinyia kwa ndani , Mr Exy ?

 

[Half american]

Sitaki kupitw

Ushindwe wewe sasa, sio mrembo afike dar ukimbie uzime na simu

 

[Mzee Shirimaa]

Kufinyiwa kwa ndani lazima upige ukunga
Mbo** ikiwa ndani kule kwenye K huwa inachezea makofi balaa .

Anaichukua Ni Kama anakoroga uji huko ndani afu anavimbisha tumbo kidgo anashusha hewa ***** mbo** inabanwa kisawa sawa afu inaachiwa hujakaa sawa anadeshi Kama anataka kuitoa afu anaibana huku Aki ikamua inakunjwa kisawasawa aisee Mbo** hua inateseka Sana wakati huo coz Inakua inapitia manyanyaso yasyo ya kawaida.

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Ha ha ha we jamaa kunauda akili unaIazicha sebuleni, dadeki.

Ahahaha nataka nione inakuwaje iyo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wana mamlaka lakini hawana hekima, shida inaanzia hapa.

Acha wabakie hivyo hivyo. Ni afadhali kwetu

 

[Beesmom]

Unatoa jicho kama Nuzulati ?

Bora nife

 

[NAGAMAHONGA]

Ahahaha nataka nione inakuwaje iyo

Poa

 

[Hae Mo-Su]

Uzuri Jf Kila mtu ashafinyiwa kwa ndani!! mimi sijawahi ila naassume itakua kama vile dushe linapigwa roba vile

 

[Half american]

Bora nife

😍

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Dahhh!!uje utoe ushuhuda [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

We lazima
Nije nishuhudie nikifa kitandani muje ni likuwa kwenye harakat za kufinywa [emoji23]

 

[Beesmom]

Unataka kufinyia mtoto wa mama mkwe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 Sina lolote