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Kufanya Mapenzi kama kufanya mazoezi.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    It has been known for many years that sex is
    good exercise, but until
    recently nobody had made a scientific study of
    the caloric expenditure of
    different sexual activities.
    Now, after original and proprietary research,
    they are proud to present the
    results:
    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent............ 12 Calories
    Without her consent........ 187 Calories
    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands............ 8 Calories
    With one hand.............. 12 Calories
    With your teeth.............85 Calories
    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection........... 6 Calories
    Without an erection....... 315 Calories
    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris.. 8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot. 92 Calories
    POSITIONS:
    Missionary................ 52 Calories
    69 lying down..............78 Calories
    69 standing up........... 112 Calories
    Wheelbarrow.............. 216 Calories
    Her on top................ 524 Calories
    Doggy Style............... 726 Calories
    Donkey punch.............. 912 Calories
    ORGASMIC:
    Real..................112 Calories
    False................ 315 Calories
    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging........ 18 Calories
    Getting up immediately.......36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed
    immediately................816 Calories
    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are
    20-29 years old........ 36 Calories
    30-39 years............ 80 Calories
    40-49 years.............1124 Calories
    50-59 years........... 1972 Calories
    60-69 years........... 2916 Calories
    70 and over....Results are still pending
    DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly............ 32 Calories
    In a hurry........ 98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the
    door... ...............1218 Calories
    With your spouse knocking at the
    door................. 5521 Calories.
     
  2. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    kale ka source umesahau mkuu bujibuji...nakukumbusha tu...
     
  3. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Kudadadeki, sijui ni calories ngapi zinakuwa burned ukifumaniwa ukiwa chumbani na mke wa Mkurya?
    Jasho lisha anza kunitoka nitumapo hii comment
     
  4. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Bhitaa ni bhiitaaa muraaa, usicheze na mke wa tataa!
     
  5. Chris_Mambo

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    Hii sasa kali jamani, mnh!
     
  6. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahah lol! Duh!
     
  7. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaa. . .lol!
     
  8. d

    divalicious Senior Member

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    hahahaha hii nimeipenda, nice one!
     
  9. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!! vyanzo vingine bana
     
  10. Dumelambegu

    Dumelambegu JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa vema hii. Nimeipenda sawia!
     
  11. Manumbu

    Manumbu JF-Expert Member

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    amusing!
     
  12. Sumba-Wanga

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    Wewe kiboko!

    I will suggest you become Minister of energy and minerals! They would not skin you alive like what they are currently doing to Ngereja!
     
  13. mkuyati og

    mkuyati og JF-Expert Member

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    ..hahaha kwelh bhiitaa ni bhiitaa mura
     
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