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# kizibo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Saint Ivuga, Sep 20, 2012.

1. ### Saint IvugaJF-Expert Member

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Mwalimu mmoja alikuwa yuafundisha watoto wa
darasa la 1 hesabu,akamuuliza dogo mmoja swali. Mwalimu:"Nikikupa sungura wawili halafu
nikakuongezea tena wawili na nikuongezee tena
wawili utakuwa na sungura wangapi?" Dogo:"Saba." Mwalimu:"Skiza tena vizuri usiwe na haraka?
(Mwalimu akarudia tena vile vile) Dogo:"Saba." Mwalimu:"Na je nikikupa machungwa mawili nikupe
tena mawili na nikupatie tena mawili utakuwa na
machungwa mangapi?" Mzigo:"Sita." Mwalimu:"Aha..sasa je nikikupa sungura wawili
halafu wawili tena na wawili tena utakuwa nao
wangapi? Dogo:"Saba." Mwalimu:"Shenzi...bure kabisa,itakuwaje saba?" Dogo:"Kwa sababu nyumbani nina sungura
mwingine mmoja!!

2. ### Raphael9Senior Member

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3. ### AutorunJF-Expert Member

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Ha ha ha ha asubuh njema

4. ### Piere. FmJF-Expert Member

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Dogo jiniaz

5. ### Marry HunbigJF-Expert Member

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Kwani uongo?

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### pretty nJF-Expert Member

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Sa ukilaza wake unatokea wap akat kaongea kwl?

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Mwalimu anafundisha kwa mifano na mwanafunzi amejibu kwa mifano hai.

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### Complex numberJF-Expert Member

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