Kilichotokea leo

[KING MIDAS]

NYONYO LAMPOTEZA MWANAUME"....
Katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto, akakataa kunyonya.
Mama akamwambia mwanae: Nyonya, kama hutaki nampa "anko" anyonye.
Anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi na huyo mama.
Mtoto akanyonya kidogo kisha akaacha.
Mama akamtishia tena nampa anko.
Ndipo yule kaka kwa hamaki akasema: "mama uwe na msimamo. Unajua nimepitiliza vituo vinne kwa ajili yako", hebu kuwa mkweli...! Unanipa ninyonye au nishuke?

 

[Mlasani]

Machizi hawaishi duniani.....

 

[Emma.]

Saa hizi huko mirembe mnapewa simu za kuandika thread Jf?

 

[KING MIDAS]

Saa hizi huko mirembe mnapewa simu za kuandika thread Jf?

pia tunapewa simu za kusoma yalioandikwa na machizi wenzetu walioko majumbani

 

[mtakavyote]

The joke is too old

 

[KING MIDAS]

The joke is too old

but it is from USA brought by Obama's convoy

 

[taira la mirembe]

Saa hizi huko mirembe mnapewa simu za kuandika thread Jf?

Hahaha