Kibiriti au lighter

[mwl]

Jamaa walijifungia wakila bangi, muda kidogo kibiriti kikawaishia, wakamtuma mwenzao atafute kibiriti. Jamaa akatoka kufika nje akamuona mpita njia akamuuliza una kibiriti? mpita njia akamjibu hapana nina lighter. jamaa akarudi kwa wenziwe akawaambia nimekutana na mpita njia hana kibiriti ana lighter. Wenziwe wakamwambia:"we **** sana kalete hiyo lighter" Jamaa akatoka tena akaona mpita njia mwengine akamuuliza una lighter? akajibiwa sina nina klbiriti, jamaa akarudi akawaeleza kuwa aliemkuta ana kibiriti hana lighter, jamaa wote wakaamua kulala.

 

[Globu]

Teh teh teh hii kali. Bangi si ugali.

 

[Good Guy]

Bangi nibangue,
nyanya ni nyanyue...

 

[mseseve]

Bangi ni bangue nipat mchumba toka jf

 

[chapaa]

Mbona bangi nzuri ila mnavyoiandama wengine utafikiri hamtumii kumbe ndo burudani yenu!!

 

[Mfwalamanyambi]

Bangi nibangue,
nyanya ni nyanyue...

nyanya ninyanyase.....

 

[Cremo joe joe]

Daaah kwel samak mnengua kiuno huyo.