Kali ya weekend

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
liquour manufacturers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be
placed immediately on all containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you are
whispering when you are not.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a
major factor in dancing like an
retard.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the
morning.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite
sex without spitting.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your
ass kicked.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower
back.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
invisible.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time
may seem to literally
disappear.

Lol.......
Hii kweli ya leo

Nimeipenda sana hii

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
:bolt::bolt:

Elia said:

Nimeipenda sana hii

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
:bolt::bolt:

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Ahmed alibonda Tusker za kufa mtu akaanza kujiona Wacko Jacko, lan akampiga chini, wacha dogo aporomoshe mitusi

Buji said:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
invisible.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
PAW.

Rejao said:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
PAW.

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Ahahahaaaah!! Hii kali zaidi.......TGIF!!!

Rejao said:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
PAW.

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chezea PAW wewe?

The consumption of alcohol has led to believe that Bujibuji is the real Nkem (nigerian comedian)

My number wani:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.

hahaha hii kali kbs!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people. Hapa unamsema nanihii hapa, huyu nani huyu vile, yule wa juzi alivunja utamaduni tuliozoea wa watu wazima (bibi/babu) kutupigia hadithi badala yake yeye ndio akawa anawapagia hadithi watu wazima, nani vile yule, eeeehhh yule anaejifanya yuko smarter, tougher and better looking..........kwa kweli nimemsahau