Smokey D
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- Jan 30, 2013
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I asked my girl who she texting and she said her boyfriend 
i forgot i’m the side nigga..
Lakini Dame akizidi 60Kgs huyo Hafai kuitwa "Baby"...*Try something Sexy like "My lovely Bag of Cement*
Hakuna sauti kubwa hii dunia kama kifuniko ya sufuria ikianguka ukijaribu kuiba nyama..
If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them, they'll prefer taking fanta au balimi
The reason why I have decided not to watch Bongo movies again is because, Mtu anapoint mwenzake na pistol
na kumwambia ntakuchinja!!!!!!!! nimezima hiyo TV niko hapa jaba base nachana veve how surely???
Why can't satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again...there is a person that I want to see without clothes
Not all girls with big eyes are cute. Some look like surprised frogs..*
Guys please help me out...
My girlfriend says she wants some space...
So should I buy a 16GB or 32GB memory card??
Tulisema
Mwanaume ni kuvaa nguo kwanza then anajipaka mafuta zile parts zinaonekana. Kama we ni mwanaume na unajipaka mafuta kila mahali kabla ya kuvaa nguo...kemea hiyo pepo ya umama
While you may be busy comforting your woman when she is having period pains. Another guy is happy that she didn't get pregnant
Kuna dame amenishow anakuja kejani but anasema ati ni nyama kwa nyama... mi nikamshow nimesota mayb Ugali kwa mayai..saa hi haniongeleshi ..i think ana allergy ya unga.
There is nothing tricky like dating a last born guy...Akiromance kwa bed na aanze kunyonya, unashtukia amelala na matiti kwa mdomo..
The main reason I don't feel like getting married now is dat, everyone will now Know am having sex including my mum and it's Makes me feel shy.
i forgot i’m the side nigga..Lakini Dame akizidi 60Kgs huyo Hafai kuitwa "Baby"...*Try something Sexy like "My lovely Bag of Cement*
Hakuna sauti kubwa hii dunia kama kifuniko ya sufuria ikianguka ukijaribu kuiba nyama..
If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them, they'll prefer taking fanta au balimi
The reason why I have decided not to watch Bongo movies again is because, Mtu anapoint mwenzake na pistol
na kumwambia ntakuchinja!!!!!!!! nimezima hiyo TV niko hapa jaba base nachana veve how surely??? Why can't satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again...there is a person that I want to see without clothes
Not all girls with big eyes are cute. Some look like surprised frogs..*
Guys please help me out...
My girlfriend says she wants some space...
So should I buy a 16GB or 32GB memory card??
Tulisema
Mwanaume ni kuvaa nguo kwanza then anajipaka mafuta zile parts zinaonekana. Kama we ni mwanaume na unajipaka mafuta kila mahali kabla ya kuvaa nguo...kemea hiyo pepo ya umama
While you may be busy comforting your woman when she is having period pains. Another guy is happy that she didn't get pregnant
Kuna dame amenishow anakuja kejani but anasema ati ni nyama kwa nyama... mi nikamshow nimesota mayb Ugali kwa mayai..saa hi haniongeleshi ..i think ana allergy ya unga.
There is nothing tricky like dating a last born guy...Akiromance kwa bed na aanze kunyonya, unashtukia amelala na matiti kwa mdomo..
The main reason I don't feel like getting married now is dat, everyone will now Know am having sex including my mum and it's Makes me feel shy.
