jinsi ya kumpagawisha mwanaume

[Bolivar]

Mmmmmmmmmmh! I see! Japo sitaki kujibu manake hizi ni SIRI ZA BIASHARA ila ngoja nijibu tu.

1.Mbinu yangu ya kwanza huwa sipendi KUWE NA TIME TABLE!!!!! Hell No! Yaani ajue wiki hii kuna mechi 3, zitachezwa oldtrafold, Emirates na Anfield. Hakuna biashara kama hiyo!!!! Mambo ni suprise tu.

2. Funguo ninayo, nawahi mwenyewe, nasafisha afu nachojoa viwalo vyote, naoga afu najitupa kwenye 6*6 nazuga na novel ya SYDNEY SHELDON!!! Mdogo mdogo nasubiri arudi. ( Noma kna siku alirudi na Maza wake, afu maza anapenda kukagua kila kona, NILIZAMAJE UVUNGUNI FASTA!!!!!! Hatari! Surprise zingine nomaaa!)

3.Nyingine ni design za KABA KOO, mtu yupo busy na Match au TV we umelala mwenyewe unangoja aje, Nainuka na khanga naenda kunywa maji ya Uongo, khanga inadondoka mbele yake siiokoti naendelea na safari. Lazima aje.(Tatizo akisikia GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Anastopisha game ya huku na kwenda kuchungulia nani kafunga? Nani?)

4.Nikiona amenuna kama COBRA almanusura kupasuka, NAMPOOZA KIDOGO manaake hawakawii hawa!

5. Namtext tu kazini leo ukitoka pitia hapa hotelini chumba namba 3, baasi wee masaa yanakuwa hayaendi.

Sidney Sheldon, which title?

 

[lara 1]

I have red over 10, so which tittle do you refer? Currently im reading AFTER THE DARKNESS!!!!!!!

 

[fabinyo]

tatizo haya mambo hayanaga ushahidi

 

[Kongosho]

Wee hujavutiwa na ofa?

Biashara matangazo.

Kizuri chajiuza; Kibaya Chajitembeza.
Huna lolote mzushi tu,
Unataka upate nyamaume toka JF;
Kwa nini huendi katika LUVCONNECT.​

Bazazi

Nimesema!
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[Bazazi]

Wee hujavutiwa na ofa?

Swadakta! Naam! Rabeka! Ni ubaradhuli tu, baada ya kuona mtaani hana thamani anataka kututega na ulimbo mwepesi katika MMU

Bazazi

 

[Tuko]

Itabd hii kitu itengenezewe mannual

 

[Kobello]

Kaunga is the baddest chick so far!!!
Daaaamn!!

 

[Kitoabu]

Waafrika kazi tunayo! Badala ya kufanya mambo ya maana, nyie kila wakati mnawaza chini tu. Kama hali ndiyo hivyo maendeleo mtayapataje?

Na wewe mbona umerostisha agrrrrrr. Si tumepewa kupenda chini, kwani sio maendeleo. Eeh
Lara
Graca
Tuendeleeni

 

[Kitoabu]

Nachukiaga mijitu ambayo kazi yao ni kuponda thread za watu. huku ni malavidavi tu style za kukunjana, kutiana stimu za masterbation, kunasana. Kama waogopa kunasana si uende jukwaa la dini kulee au kwa wazee technohama

 

[Roxea]

Mnatisha LADIES but still that has not been good enough to be just called "FAIR PLAY" compared to what GUYS provide to you,ngoja nisubiri siku iishe then kesho mtu azistue MEN with HOODS zianze na zenyewe kutiririka,Ndo mtajua kuwa MEN run everything kinyume chake itabaki kuwa wimbo tu

 

[Ubungoubungo]

Kama hashei Ofisi na mtu, mfuate ukampe cha ufisini!

Mcheleweshe kazini mara moja moja!

Mtegeshee ukiwa unadeki chumbani kwenu, usiwe umevaa lijichupi lkn!

Kukiwa na wageni nyumbani, muite chumbani as if kuna kitu serious; mchojoe na kummyonya kidogo; then mrudi mkawaattend wageni. (cha wizi hicho).

Inatosha, (mume wangu yuko humu humu)! LOL
Ila usisahau kuikalia mkiwa nje kwenye balcon usiku taa zikiwa zimezimwa!

unamnyonya nini dadangu, kumbe na wewe unakulaga koni...hahaha, watu mnafunguka naona, mkitembea barabarani mnajifanya midomo imepakwa wanja mizurii kumbe imechongoka kwa kulamba koni...hahaha. safi sana. bora wewe umesema ukweli, wengine wanajifanya wanafnaya ngono za kilokole kumbe wanalamba hadi o.

 

[majany]

Kama hashei Ofisi na mtu, mfuate ukampe cha ufisini!

Mcheleweshe kazini mara moja moja!

Mtegeshee ukiwa unadeki chumbani kwenu, usiwe umevaa lijichupi lkn!

Kukiwa na wageni nyumbani, muite chumbani as if kuna kitu serious; mchojoe na kummyonya kidogo; then mrudi mkawaattend wageni. (cha wizi hicho).

Inatosha, (mume wangu yuko humu humu)! LOL
Ila usisahau kuikalia mkiwa nje kwenye balcon usiku taa zikiwa zimezimwa!

Mmmmmmhh...I wish kama wifey angenifanyia hii siku moja...lol....wageni wangechinaje??!!!

 

[THE BIG SHOW]

ladies plz hebu tupeane uzoefu ni mbinu gsni ambazo zinamfanya umpendae apagawe juu yako.

Mi kwanza huwa sipendi kutulia yaani naanzisha game popote pale hata kama ni kwenye halaiki nitatsfuta njia tu ili ajue kua nataka tamu. Yaani hii humfanya anyegeke na awe na hamu na mm mara kwa mara. Yy huwa ananiambia g mtundu sana ww unanifanya niwe na hamu na ww muda wote.

Kama yupo kaxini basi nitahakikisha namtumia sms na vipicha vya kimahaba ilimrad tu kuamsha hisis zake.. Hii imetusaidia tumekua karibu sana.

Tukija faragha sasa. Hahaa mtoto wa kike najituma mpaka basi yaaani msujuzi yote nayaaply mpaka kanivulia kofia..

So akina mama tujitahidi tuwe wabunifu na mawasiliano yawepo. Unapenda kitu mwambie na kama hupendi mwmbie usifanye tu kutimiza wajibu u will be happy...

Plz share some tips zenu nipate maufundi mapya..

Thx.

nyonga unayo??
I mean unampa maunoo??

 

[Kaunga]

Kaunga is the baddest chick so far!!!
Daaaamn!!

Tufanye sijaiona hii comment. LOL

 

[Graca]

hapana k
yanini kujibanabana kama bikira?
Babu najiachia atumie tundu atakazo.
Nimepewa bure,nami namgawiya bure.
Uongo uongo??

madam b ya kweli haya? so wampa atwange kotekote.. mi na ujanja wangu wotee hiyo nono nooo

 

[majany]

Kupata/kupeana wakati mgumu si ndio lengo! LOL
You should also go swimming, kama unaweza kufloat he could eat ur pu..y!

Wallah tena jamani...wee Kaunga wewee....!!!tema cheche ma...ma!!!

 

[royna]

kwa jinsi wanaume wasivyotabilika usije shangaa na juhudi zote hizo ana nyumba ndogo!moyo utakuvuja damu!

 

[Mwakabalidi]

dAHH... Maujuzu ya namanahiyo I Like it coz.. kilamechi nakutana na ViBONDEWANGU.

 

[kitefure2]

Thanx for the advice

 

[kitefure2]

Muhimu kina dada/mama kuwa watundu