Jinsi CHADEMA wanavyomwelewa Rais Magufuli

Jinsi CHADEMA wanavyomwelewa Rais Magufuli

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*If Magufuli says that after visiting toilet, everyone must wash hands with soap........*

*What would the opposition leaders say?*


*Zito-* Magufuli has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies. I have evidence. ‍♂

*Mbowe-* Magufuli wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands instead of buying food, this is a primitive CCM way of looking at things. 🤷🏿‍♂🤷🏿‍♂🤷🏿‍♂

*Msigwa-* I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution. Until we get the New constitution.


*Mdee-* It is my life, these are my hands why should I be told to wash my hands by a CCM leader? We will do what we want!


*Lema*- We will not waste water washing hands, after all they charge us taxes for water which they dont provide, we buy water from our fellow citizens because the govt has failed to supply water!


*Maalim Seif-* This is a conspiracy to close all the hospitals. We have all the inside information.



*THE TRUE STATE OF TANZANIAN POLITICS!*
 
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha...

Nimeipenda ya Zitto, Yeye anadeal na pesa tu..
 
Ingekuwa lugha yetu, tungechangia wengi sana## Ngojanijalibu kidogo kuwakalimali:Magufuli anasema"Utokapo chooni unatakiwa uoshe mikono yako kwa kutumia sabuni" Nao watu wa upinzani wana yao ya kusema....
 
Ingekuwa lugha yetu, tungechangia wengi sana## Ngojanijalibu kidogo kuwakalimali:Magufuli anasema"Utokapo chooni unatakiwa uoshe mikono yako kwa kutumia sabuni" Nao watu wa upinzani wana yao ya kusema....
Hahahaha wengi St Kayumba
 
*If Magufuli says that after visiting toilet, everyone must wash hands with soap........*

*What would the opposition leaders say?*


*Zito-* Magufuli has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies. I have evidence. ‍♂

*Mbowe-* Magufuli wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands instead of buying food, this is a primitive CCM way of looking at things. 🤷🏿‍♂🤷🏿‍♂🤷🏿‍♂

*Msigwa-* I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution. Until we get the New constitution.


*Mdee-* It is my life, these are my hands why should I be told to wash my hands by a CCM leader? We will do what we want!


*Lema*- We will not waste water washing hands, after all they charge us taxes for water which they dont provide, we buy water from our fellow citizens because the govt has failed to supply water!


*Maalim Seif-* This is a conspiracy to close all the hospitals. We have all the inside information.



*THE TRUE STATE OF TANZANIAN POLITICS!*
Jamaa kawapatia sana
 
Big up chadema maana nyinyi ndio mnaonekana mnauthubutu wa kuhoji mpaka mleta maada kajumuisha yeyote anayehoji ni chadema (zito,seif)
 
Akili za mipunguani ya ccm, maccm yakiambiwa na huyo maguufool yale mavi yalivyo pumbafu, yatakula tu!
 
Akili za mipunguani ya ccm, maccm yakiambiwa na huyo maguufool yale mavi yalivyo pumbafu, yatakula tu!
Nina uhakika hujaelewa chochote kwenye hiyo mada, maana pamoja na Dj wenu ni zero tupu hamuwezi english.

Mnachokiweza bavicha ni matusi tu.
 
Niliupenda sana upinzani kwakua ulisaidia kuikumbusha serikali pale ilipokosea. Ila baada ya kuja muhuni mzee mamvi 2015 ametubadilishia kabisa upinzani tz. Hawana sera kazi yao kutukana matusi tu.

Hawataki ushauri, wanajiona wao ni miungu watu wasioweza kukosea. Wenyeakili wameanza kukimbia kueleea ccm.
 
*If Magufuli says that after visiting toilet, everyone must wash hands with soap........*

*What would the opposition leaders say?*


*Zito-* Magufuli has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies. I have evidence.

*Mbowe-* Magufuli wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands instead of buying food, this is a primitive CCM way of looking at things.

*Msigwa-* I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution. Until we get the New constitution.


*Mdee-* It is my life, these are my hands why should I be told to wash my hands by a CCM leader? We will do what we want!


*Lema*- We will not waste water washing hands, after all they charge us taxes for water which they dont provide, we buy water from our fellow citizens because the govt has failed to supply water!


*Maalim Seif-* This is a conspiracy to close all the hospitals. We have all the inside information.



*THE TRUE STATE OF TANZANIAN POLITICS!*
Vijana wa Lumumba bhana
 
Niliupenda sana upinzani kwakua ulisaidia kuikumbusha serikali pale ilipokosea. Ila baada ya kuja muhuni mzee mamvi 2015 ametubadilishia kabisa upinzani tz. Hawana sera kazi yao kutukana matusi tu.

Hawataki ushauri, wanajiona wao ni miungu watu wasioweza kukosea. Wenyeakili wameanza kukimbia kueleea ccm.
Inasikitisha sana chadema tuliyoipigania kugeuka pango la walanguzi mbele ya macho yetu.
 
Niliupenda sana upinzani kwakua ulisaidia kuikumbusha serikali pale ilipokosea. Ila baada ya kuja muhuni mzee mamvi 2015 ametubadilishia kabisa upinzani tz. Hawana sera kazi yao kutukana matusi tu.

Hawataki ushauri, wanajiona wao ni miungu watu wasioweza kukosea. Wenyeakili wameanza kukimbia kueleea ccm.
Kuunga mkono juhudi za kuvunja katiba? Mmmh
 
*If Magufuli says that after visiting toilet, everyone must wash hands with soap........*

*What would the opposition leaders say?*


*Zito-* Magufuli has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies. I have evidence. ‍♂

*Mbowe-* Magufuli wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands instead of buying food, this is a primitive CCM way of looking at things. 🤷🏿‍♂🤷🏿‍♂🤷🏿‍♂

*Msigwa-* I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution. Until we get the New constitution.


*Mdee-* It is my life, these are my hands why should I be told to wash my hands by a CCM leader? We will do what we want!


*Lema*- We will not waste water washing hands, after all they charge us taxes for water which they dont provide, we buy water from our fellow citizens because the govt has failed to supply water!


*Maalim Seif-* This is a conspiracy to close all the hospitals. We have all the inside information.



*THE TRUE STATE OF TANZANIAN POLITICS!*
Wishful thinking?
 
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