A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath. Wow responded the psychiatrist Ive never heard of such a phobia, but like all phobias it can be treated, but it will likely take around 20 sessions. OK responded the lady how much is each session? Oh its just $80 a session, but trust me its well worth it. When the lady didnt come back to the psychiatrist he gave the lady a call. How come I didnt hear from you? He asked. Well responded the lady when I came home and told my husband about the cost he thought he would save some money, he just cut the legs off the bed!