Jamani chabo n0ma

[Big bwoi]

University students waliingia kwenye
quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao
walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana
aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri
kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe
mwenzie.
Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana
na wanafunzi walishagundua kuwa
maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi
yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza
alipotoka akaamua kummezesha
mwenzie majibu tu.
SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WAS
TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE ?
JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT IT WAS
POSTPONED TO 1961 DUE TO MANY
REASONS.
SWALI LA 2 BY PROF: WHO BROUGHT
INDEPENDENCE ?
JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SO MANY
PARTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU
NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO
FINALISED IT.
SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: IT IS BELIEVED
THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING
THINGS,DO YOU BELIEVE?
JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY
YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
STILL INVESTIGETING.
Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye
uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri
na kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri
majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo
ndani ya chumba cha mtihani.
SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WERE YOU
BORN?
JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED
TO 1961.
SWALI LA PROF: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS
YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.
JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SO MANY
PARTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU
NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO
FINALISED IT.
SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: OHHHHHH MY
GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?
JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SOME SAY
YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
STILL INVESTIGETING
JAMAN CHABO NOUMA......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KANCHI]

Ee bwana e chabo noma!

 

[Leonard Robert]

ha ha ha ha ha!!

 

[Ziltan]

5% ,nione!

 

[Kabakabana]

Jamani haiwezekani,nakataa

 

[Eeka Mangi]

Jamani haiwezekani,nakataa

We kataa tu sisi kila mtu alitakiwa aeleze akimaliza sgule anataka kuwa nani. So sentensi ilitakiwa ianze na WHEN I FINISH SCHOOL I WANT TO BECOME...................., Jamaa wakajimwaga jirani yake akaanza kusema "spider" kwa sauti ya chini lakini jirani yake kilaza akawa amaisikia. Zamu ya jamaa ikafika akapora jibu la jamaa harakaharaka! Enhee Beda tell us, Jamaa akasimama WHEN I FIFNISH SCHOOL I WANT TO BECOME SPIDER!

 

[TUMY]

Huyo alikuwa kilaza mbaya kabisa:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Shine]

Teh teh! So sad na pia inachekesha sana imeifanya siku yangu kuisha salama

 

[sister]

hahahahahah, chabo noma mtu mpaka ana copy jina la mwenzake badala ya kuandika jina lake.

 

[Midavudavu]

Hii imetulia it is from the original source, not copied. Big up m2 wangu tehe, tehe, tehe

 

[Senator p]

Wewe ni noma,japokua umechakachua.

 

[majimbi]

hahhahahha nimeipenda sana

 

[Vinci]

ha ha ha....kilaza haswa.....thanks mkuu....made my dayoa

 

[THE STRONG]

hiyo noma kweli nilikuwa napita 2
:eyebrows:

 

[Michael Amon]

Duh! kweli chabo ni noumaaa

 

[Brainiac]

Hahahahaha, respect, u hv glued my face with a smile...!

 

[chapaa]

Its so funny!

 

[manenge]

Somo kwa wapiga chabo

 

[ha ha ha]

teh teh, atakuwa alisap!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mitchell]

u made my day men!!!!!!