"It wasnt me!" - A true story!

amu · Aug 27, 2013

ngoja watajaribu

Eiyer · Aug 27, 2013

:lie::A S confused:

Mkirua · Aug 27, 2013

Kaunga, tutaitumia hiyo The Boss akistuka!

Magimbi · Aug 27, 2013

Kaunga hadithi hii kakufundisha nani!! Kakwambia inafundisha nini!! Haya tumpigieni makofi ya kumpongeza mtoto mzuri..pwa pwaaa pwaaa!!!

sosoliso · Aug 27, 2013

Ha ha ha ha Kaunga.. Huyo huzband nae akili hana.. Kosa la kwanza ni kumpiga mwanaume mwenzie.. Kwa ujinga huo atamaliza kuwapiga wanaume wote wa mtaani.. Kosa la pili ni kumuacha mkewe atoke mita.. In reality ushahidi ni kwenye tukio..

Mtende · Aug 27, 2013

daaah i never thought kama kuna kitu kama hiko

Kaunga · Aug 27, 2013

Mkirua said:
Kaunga, tutaitumia hiyo The Boss akistuka!

Hahahah, sasa mama yuko unyamwezini, itabidi tumtafute Mzizi mkavu atuunganishie kwa wenye nyungo zao. LOL

Kongosho · Aug 27, 2013

Huwa nafurahi mkikomeshwa, sijui kwa nini

asakuta same said:
Naona wanawake wameifurahia zaidi hii.

Kaunga · Aug 27, 2013

sosoliso said:
Ha ha ha ha Kaunga.. Huyo huzband nae akili hana.. Kosa la kwanza ni kumpiga mwanaume mwenzie.. Kwa ujinga huo atamaliza kuwapiga wanaume wote wa mtaani.. Kosa la pili ni kumuacha mkewe atoke mita.. In reality ushahidi ni kwenye tukio..

Smart you.😀

Kaunga · Aug 27, 2013

Magimbi said:
Kaunga hadithi hii kakufundisha nani!! Kakwambia inafundisha nini!! Haya tumpigieni makofi ya kumpongeza mtoto mzuri..pwa pwaaa pwaaa!!!

Pole, ya kiukwelii.
Najua sio nzuri, lkn wewe hujashangazwa na uwezo wa mama mkwe kuokoa ndoa ya bintiye?

ndetichia · Aug 27, 2013

HorsePower said:
Duuu hiyo kali, Kaunga inaonekana huyo mama yake naye pia alikuwa "yumo" sana kwenye mambo hayo!!!!

inawezekana kuanzia mashehe mpaka mumewe wote ni wazinzi ndio maana haikudhuru..

ndetichia · Aug 27, 2013

Zorrander said:
Asante dada Kaunga yani wala mi simuwazi huyo mdada, hapo kamanda ni mama mzazi.

Dah! Mihasira yote ya kuishiwa mwisho wa mwezi imepungua kwa kweli!!!!

ndio kuliwazana huko mwee...

Mkunde Original · Aug 27, 2013

Kaunga said:
Naileta kama nilivyosimuliwa....

Kuna mdada au mmama alifumaniwa na mumewe kwenye getto la kijana wa kitaa.
Alivyoona mumewe anahangaika na mgoni (kumdunda na kumkamata) mdada karuka dirishani na kukimbia nyumbani kwake.

Mumewe alivyorudi na kuanza kumuhoji juu ya incident, bidada karuka futi sitini na viapo juu kwamba "hakuwa yeye". Majirani na wazee wa heshima walivyokuja bado bidada kakataa katu katu.

Basi ikabidi maustadh na mashekh wahusishe, still dada kakana. Ikaamuliwa dada alishwe yamini, ikapangwa hiyo issue iwe kesho yake.

Bidada chipi ikambana, ikabidi amsimulie mama yake. Mama yake akamwambia, basi kesho asubuhi mapema uje. Kweli, alfajiri bidada huyo kaamkia kwa mama; kufika mama anamtolea matitii anyonye. Binti akashangaa na kusita. Mama kasisitiza mdada anyonye, alivyonyonya akamwambia "ukienda nyumbani apa tangia uache kunyonya titii la mama yako hujawahi kuzini".

Kweli, walivyomsomea sijui albadiri mdada akaapa na hakuna lililomdhuru. Matokeo yake, mume akaanza kudoubt hadi macho yake mwenyewe.

NB: si lengo langu kuhamasisha cheating, lkn nkmeiadmire tu akili ya mama yake mdada mzinzi.

Hhaahahaaaaaa loooh nimekukubali na huyo mama mzenziberi msimuliaji nae nimemkubali khaaa!! ushawahi sikia mtu anamwambia mwenzake, ''ukinome kama ulivokoma titi la mama yako.'' kumbe hiyo ya kunyonya titi inawork ngoja ntaifanyia majaribio hehheheheeee
Sasa noimejiuliza tuu je? ingekuwa aliyefumaniwa ni mwanaume je? mama yake angemruhusu kunyonya? yaani mwanaume aliyefumaniwa angeruhusiwa kunyonya titi la mama yake? maana anaweza jisahau na kuanza kushuhulika hahahahaaa
au angeenda kumwambia baba yake angemwambia nae anyonye? au..................? just curious question came into my mind....................

Mentor · Aug 27, 2013

Aisee...kweli an apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Stroke · Aug 27, 2013

wakwe wavizazi hivi wanahamasisha uzinzi, tumekwisha

The Boss · Aug 27, 2013

Ukipata mama mkwe aina hii hata binti ukmuoa akiwa bikira
ni kazi bure
atafundishwa tu mama yake

mama mkwe dizaini hii ni pasua kichwa

snowhite · Aug 28, 2013

The Boss said:
Ukipata mama mkwe aina hii hata binti ukmuoa akiwa bikira
ni kazi bure
atafundishwa tu mama yake

mama mkwe dizaini hii ni pasua kichwa

huyu mama ndo mwenyewe bana!
one needs to have zis mazeri!sio unakuwa na mama hata huwezi kudanganyia uko kwake,k
shapiga simu "eeti baba kwani mwenzio amefika saa ngapi leo manake kwangu aliondoka saa 4 asbh"
huzzie akichek saa ni 5 kasorobo usiku!chaa!
huyu mama atasema tu kuwa binti alipita kwake kama akiulizwa!LOL!

snowhite · Aug 28, 2013

Kaunga said:
Hahahah, sasa mama yuko unyamwezini, itabidi tumtafute Mzizi mkavu atuunganishie kwa wenye nyungo zao. LOL

ahhhahahaha hizi ni mbinu za kumtolea cha mbavu The Boss ?

snowhite · Aug 28, 2013

Kaunga said:
Pole, ya kiukwelii.
Najua sio nzuri, lkn wewe hujashangazwa na uwezo wa mama mkwe kuokoa ndoa ya bintiye?

huyu mama ni zaid ya kichwa!
akili aliyotumia ni bharaa!
kitu cha mnyonyo wa dhiwa af unaenda kula yamini!
mkavuuuuuu!
eenh ndio sijadoo nje toka ninyonye ziwa la mamaangu!
unamalizia ''aaaakhi vile"

asakuta same · Sep 2, 2013

Kongosho said:
Huwa nafurahi mkikomeshwa, sijui kwa nini

hamna lolote ,ni roho mbaya tu hiyo.............

"It wasnt me!" - A true story!

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Platinum Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Platinum Member

Platinum Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Similar Discussions