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- Dec 29, 2012
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A man dials his home and a strange
woman answers. The man says, "Who is
this? " "This is the maid," answers the
woman."We don't have a maid," says the
man. The woman says, "I was hired this
morning by the lady of the house. " The man
says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she
there?" The woman replies, "She is
upstairs in the bedroom with someone
who I figured was her husband. " The man
is fuming andsays to the maid, "Listen,
would you like to make $50,000? " The maid
says, "What will I have to do?" The
man tells her, "I want you to get my gun
from the desk, and shoot the witch and the
jerk she'swith. " The maid puts the phone
down; the man hears footsteps and then
two gun shots. The maidcomes back to the
phone "What do I do with the bodies? "
The man says, "Throw them in the
swimming pool. " Puzzled, the maid
answers, "But you don't have a pool. " A
long pause and the man says, "Is this
567-5309?
woman answers. The man says, "Who is
this? " "This is the maid," answers the
woman."We don't have a maid," says the
man. The woman says, "I was hired this
morning by the lady of the house. " The man
says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she
there?" The woman replies, "She is
upstairs in the bedroom with someone
who I figured was her husband. " The man
is fuming andsays to the maid, "Listen,
would you like to make $50,000? " The maid
says, "What will I have to do?" The
man tells her, "I want you to get my gun
from the desk, and shoot the witch and the
jerk she'swith. " The maid puts the phone
down; the man hears footsteps and then
two gun shots. The maidcomes back to the
phone "What do I do with the bodies? "
The man says, "Throw them in the
swimming pool. " Puzzled, the maid
answers, "But you don't have a pool. " A
long pause and the man says, "Is this
567-5309?
