colin_morgan
JF-Expert Member
- Jun 8, 2015
- 2,443
- 2,928
*If football was a school*
.
1. Principal- *Sir Alex Ferguson*.
2. Vice principal- *Carlo Ancelotti*.
3.Woodwork Teacher- *Jurgen Klopp*.
4. Professor of Chemistry- *Pep Guardiola*
5. Professor of Philosophy- *Louis Van Gaal*
6. Spoiled Student who always dodge classes and run after fancy
girls - *Neymar*.
7. Student who always wants to see himself with high marks-
*Cristiano Ronaldo*.
8. Student who is always sick- *Gareth Bale*.
9.
10. Student who always bites other school children- *Luis Suarez*.
11. Student who calls the teacher to come to class all the time- *Xavi*.
12. The finest student in carpentry, graphics and art the entire school- *Andrea Pirlo*.
13. Students who always cause problems at school- *Pepe,*
*Diego Costa,* *Gennaro Gattuso,* *Joey Barton,* *Cantona* *Di Canio* 14. Student who is always kicked out from the classroom- *Sergio Ramos*. 15.Most attractive student who always wears fancy- *Beckham*-
16. Student who moves to a new school every now and then-
*Zlatan Ibrahimovic*.
17. Student who is always silent, doesn't want to show people who
he is inside- *hazard*.
18.student who always makes jokes at the back- *Marcelo*.
19. Student who likes easy exams and seeks transfer to less competitive schools - *Dani Alves*-
20. Student who comes to school for girls only- *Paul Pogba*-
21. Student who is always at school, never been absent also with
rich parents but still fails - *Mephis Depay*
22. The student that gets blamed for everything - *Mario Balotteli*
Messi the owner of the School
Arque with your mom .....
.
1. Principal- *Sir Alex Ferguson*.
2. Vice principal- *Carlo Ancelotti*.
3.Woodwork Teacher- *Jurgen Klopp*.
4. Professor of Chemistry- *Pep Guardiola*
5. Professor of Philosophy- *Louis Van Gaal*
6. Spoiled Student who always dodge classes and run after fancy
girls - *Neymar*.
7. Student who always wants to see himself with high marks-
*Cristiano Ronaldo*.
8. Student who is always sick- *Gareth Bale*.
9.
10. Student who always bites other school children- *Luis Suarez*.
11. Student who calls the teacher to come to class all the time- *Xavi*.
12. The finest student in carpentry, graphics and art the entire school- *Andrea Pirlo*.
13. Students who always cause problems at school- *Pepe,*
*Diego Costa,* *Gennaro Gattuso,* *Joey Barton,* *Cantona* *Di Canio* 14. Student who is always kicked out from the classroom- *Sergio Ramos*. 15.Most attractive student who always wears fancy- *Beckham*-
16. Student who moves to a new school every now and then-
*Zlatan Ibrahimovic*.
17. Student who is always silent, doesn't want to show people who
he is inside- *hazard*.
18.student who always makes jokes at the back- *Marcelo*.
19. Student who likes easy exams and seeks transfer to less competitive schools - *Dani Alves*-
20. Student who comes to school for girls only- *Paul Pogba*-
21. Student who is always at school, never been absent also with
rich parents but still fails - *Mephis Depay*
22. The student that gets blamed for everything - *Mario Balotteli*
Messi the owner of the School
Arque with your mom .....