Huyu Jamaa anashangaa nini?

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

 

[souljah meditater]

anashangaa wadada wawili kumgombania babu wa kizungu wakati yeye yupo alone

 

[Usedcountrynewpipo]

He wonders if he is a plastic? Why cant he 'attract' magnets?

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Atajuta kuvaa suruali ya "kushonesha".......... hapo anasuburi hela ya udalali wake

 

[othiambo]

Atajuta kuvaa suruali ya "kushonesha".......... hapo anasuburi hela ya udalali wake

Haya mambo ya udalali umenikumbusha mbali...apo jamaa anajisemea nipege changu si nishafanikisha.

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Haya mambo ya udalali umenikumbusha mbali...apo jamaa anajisemea nipege changu si nishafanikisha.

Tatizo boss hajaamua achukue yupi. Kila mmoja ana bei yake kama nyanya gengeni

 

[Rahabu]

Anashangaa ye kukosa wa kuuzina name sura

 

[Red Scorpion]

Anasubiri chake!

 

[othiambo]

Tatizo boss hajaamua achukue yupi. Kila mmoja ana bei yake kama nyanya gengeni

Pia itakua anawataka wote kama mfalme mswati.

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

Anatamani angekuwa yeye....

 

[Odhiambo cairo]

Haya mambo ya udalali umenikumbusha mbali...apo jamaa anajisemea nipege changu si nishafanikisha.

Omera ija kanye?! Wang'ere

 

[sawabho]

Atajuta kuvaa suruali ya "kushonesha".......... hapo anasuburi hela ya udalali wake

Sasa kama ni mtumishi atavaaje jinsi ofcn, si mpaka iwe week,nd.

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Sasa kama ni mtumishi atavaaje jinsi ofcn, si mpaka iwe week,nd.

Anunue "ready made" sio zile za kupimwa kiuno na flaizi

 

[sawabho]

Anunue "ready made" sio zile za kupimwa kiuno na flaizi

Ready made huwa zina tabia ya kuvimba kwa mbele.

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Ready made huwa zina tabia ya kuvimba kwa mbele.

Hata za mundende zipo pia

 

[Fredinho]

Anashangaa hadi mke wake kipenzi nae kamshobokea mzungu!

 

[Totos Boss]

Huyo hashangai bali anatamani awe yeye

 

[othiambo]

Omera ija kanye?! Wang'ere

Hahaha!kakweli mkuu umenicha hapo sanaa!...mi mbona wa kusini kama wale wakwe zake Wolper.

 

[Odhiambo cairo]

Hahaha!kakweli mkuu umenicha hapo sanaa!...mi mbona wa kusini kama wale wakwe zake Wolper.

Basi samahani nilidhani Rorya moja

 

[othiambo]

Basi samahani nilidhani Rorya moja

Ningekua wa huko ningerika..maan watu wangekaa sawa