Hivi ndivyo walivyo waswahili!

[mpemba mbishi]

Mzee mmoja aliagizwa sidiria na mkewe,alipofika dukan akawa amesahau size gan!Mama muuzaj akamwambia "njoo unishike maziwa Utakumbuka Ukubwa wa sidiria Uloagizwa" Mzee kuona hivyo akasema "Niliagizwa na chupi!" .

 

[Adamawa]

We mzee acha tamaa

 

[Zatara]

Duuuuh, give an inch will take a yard. We babu

 

[lee akyoo]

Mzee una nii

 

[Isaac JK]

mtuuume