Hii Ndio Maana halisi ya STRESS

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

WHAT IS STRESS?

Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.
You take her to hospital.
When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant and congratulates you that you're going to be a father!
You then say you are not the father but then the lady says you are!
NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove you are not the father!
Now the shit is really getting hotter!
When the Doctor comes back with the results and say you cannot be the father as you are infertile!
You are relieved! On your way back you then remember that you are married with 3 kids at home!
You are now extremely stressed!...and ask yourself,
"WHO THE HELL IS THEIR FATHER!"NOW THAT'S STRESS"

 

[Bejajunior]

Thats for real.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Du!!
Ni balaa!

 

[Chocs]

This is realy stress...unaweza ukafa asee.

 

[Nazjaz]

Yaani hapo hamna kifo cha taratibu.Daktari akija kukupima atakuta moyo usha pasuka siku nyingi

 

[Ennie]

This is realy stress...unaweza ukafa asee.

Ukisalimika kifo lazima uwe chizi.

 

[mimisa]

dats stress indeed!

 

[Chocs]

Ukisalimika kifo lazima uwe chizi.

Mapeema tuu...

 

[Judgement]

In times of mastress the best thin we can do for eachother is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to b assured that our questions are just as important as our answers.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Sijui mke atajieleza nini.
Hapa stress inasambaa kutoka kwa mume, inaenda kwa mke na kwa watoto pia

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Sijui mke atajieleza nini.
Hapa stress inasambaa kutoka kwa mume, inaenda kwa mke na kwa watoto pia

umeona ehh

 

[Abeidr]

Toh!!! Hayasemeki.

 

[ram]

Yoo! yaani hapo ni lazima ufariki kama sio kufa, plz note that "nimeongea kwa lafudhi ya kihaya"

Toh!!! Hayasemeki.