He is a Good men

[Asprin]

noo please sir you know the english its finish already in the sea so now mine its finish

Your study english couse at Magomeni english college for three months and you graduate with advance international diploma in english speaking and writing with honor with big GPA

 

[Wamilambo]

Hahaaaa!

 

[Yummie]

Your mother is cheating. Me will no go away but will stay and see our daughter smile when she is suck milk from your lakes until she says oooous with big voice and stomach full of milk. Your stomach will not be big again until when we do that thing again in the night and your period is not in the moon

My mother is trust,you men lie lie every girl and my lakes will sleep and if u see it sleep you will go to girl with lakes standing and baby will cry and be big without father and it will let water run from my eyes. And that thing you want to do night i hear is paining and i dont want

 

[inspector shamba]

vkeisy2006

Mwambie rafikiyo 'a' ni singular, inaenda na 'man', sio 'men'...plural!

Nyongeza.

ni Men sio Mens.

 

[EJM_]

your good man aisee duh.. umekosoa kwa uzuri bila mashauzi wala mbwe mbwe .. i like u.

samahani mkuu hivi hili neno "I LIKE U"kwa kiswali linasemajwe?

miss chagga maneno mengine hayatafsiriki kutoka lugha moja kwenda nyingine. Halafu bahati mbaya sana lugha yetu ya Kiswahili bado ina maneno machache kulinganisha na lugha ya kiingereza. Sasa kwenye neno "I LIKE YOU" sijui tafsiri yake kwa Kiswahili ila ili liweze kuleta maana uliyokusudia, naomba tuliache hivyo hivyo. Namimi "I LIKE YOU TOO"

 

[miss chagga]

Your study english couse at Magomeni english college for three months and you graduate with advance international diploma in english speaking and writing with honor with big GPA

gas whichi GPA now

 

[miss chagga]

miss chagga maneno mengine hayatafsiriki kutoka lugha moja kwenda nyingine. Halafu bahati mbaya sana lugha yetu ya Kiswahili bado ina maneno machache kulinganisha na lugha ya kiingereza. Sasa kwenye neno "I LIKE YOU" sijui tafsiri yake kwa Kiswahili ila ili liweze kuleta maana uliyokusudia, naomba tuliache hivyo hivyo. Namimi "I LIKE YOU TOO"

thank you sana

 

[ndusyepo]

ze ticha ze student

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Somebody here long ago time said my names is Richard Mugizi:wink::smokin::-*:-*:bored:

USA baby:usa2::usa2::usa2::usa2::usa2::usa2::usa2::usa2:

 

[Uso wa nyoka]

Bado tupo Mkuu, usishangae!

 

[kaisiki kalungi]

Mna muda gani katika huo uhusiano wenu?
Mapenzi ya mwanzo mwanzo yanakuwaga matamu
Akishaizoea k tu imekula kwako
Hongera muombe mungu asibadilike

 

[Kaizer]

Kizungu bana wanakiweza wazungu tu na walevi.....

Nilitaka nikuite hapa kumbe umeshafika....

 

[Uso wa nyoka]

Hahahahahaha mi to carry your pregnat,and mi too is virgin and seal is wait for ze marriage. These yummies are the same same,you call father me called mother mission impossibility

Duh! We kiboko! Kichina mnajifunzia wapi? Nimecheka sana! Mbavu zangu!

 

[EJM_]

Spik Inglish Pliis!!

Yu know some of we spik inglish when we are drunk and when we are in bed, if you lazimisharing us to spik inglish @ zis time we will fill hungry becoz we will be using too much calories (Thinking in our vernacular languages, then put it in street Swahili, then into proper Swahili, then into broken English and then into proper English after an hour checking in the dictionary. Pliiiz don't do this to us!

 

[Yummie]

Duh! We kiboko! Kichina mnajifunzia wapi? Nimecheka sana! Mbavu zangu!

Hahahahaha hia hia

 

[Yummie]

Mna muda gani katika huo uhusiano wenu?
Mapenzi ya mwanzo mwanzo yanakuwaga matamu
Akishaizoea k tu imekula kwako
Hongera muombe mungu asibadilike

Sio kuizoea mkuu,yan akishaona we mpo pamoja basi ndo utazielewa rangi nne za bendera ya taifa zinamaanisha nini

 

[Leak]

Good men tena? wangapi?

 

[charty]

PONGEZI KWAKO BIBIE...ndo utulizane sasa!!

 

[Asprin]

My mother is trust,you men lie lie every girl and my lakes will sleep and if u see it sleep you will go to girl with lakes standing and baby will cry and be big without father and it will let water run from my eyes. And that thing you want to do night i hear is paining and i dont want

I will speak to your father i am not agree with your mother is selfish. Her lakes are still standing although you and your others sucked them as if you were dying of starve. And for your information your father is still sucking them athough your mother is selfish and not allow milk to come out for him.

 

[Yummie]

I will speak to your father i am not agree with your mother is selfish. Her lakes are still standing although you and your others sucked them as if you were dying of starve. And for your information your father is still sucking them athough your mother is selfish and not allow milk to come out for him.

Hahahaha you make me feel shame now,my father is quiet quiet how can my mother give him?! No talk with my father you