Lekanjobe Kubinika
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- Dec 6, 2006
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TEACHER:
Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.
Jennifer: Here it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:
Jennifer.
TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER:
Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:
No, that's wrong
GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER:
Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:
H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:
What are you talking about?
DONALD:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER:
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:
Me!
TEACHER:
Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with I.'
MILLIE:
I is..
TEACHER:
No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:
Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER:
Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER:
Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:
No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
PASS IT
AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.
Jennifer: Here it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:
Jennifer.
TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER:
Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:
No, that's wrong
GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER:
Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:
H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:
What are you talking about?
DONALD:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER:
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:
Me!
TEACHER:
Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with I.'
MILLIE:
I is..
TEACHER:
No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:
Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER:
Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER:
Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:
No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
PASS IT
AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
