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Have you laughed today?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    TEACHER:
    Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.

    Jennifer: Here it is.

    TEACHER:

    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

    CLASS:
    Jennifer.

    TEACHER:
    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN:
    You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER:
    Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

    GLENN:
    K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

    TEACHER:
    No, that's wrong

    GLENN:
    Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


    TEACHER:
    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD:
    H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER:
    What are you talking about?

    DONALD:

    Yesterday you said it's H to O.


    TEACHER:
    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE:
    Me!


    TEACHER:

    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN:
    Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER:
    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ’I.'

    MILLIE:
    I is..

    TEACHER:
    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

    MILLIE:
    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

    TEACHER:
    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.


    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS:
    Because George still had the axe in his hand.

    TEACHER:
    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON:
    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


    TEACHER:
    Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE:
    No, sir. It's the same dog.

    TEACHER:
    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher

    PASS IT

    AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

    LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
     
  2. MasterMind

    MasterMind Senior Member

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    Hahahahaha........... great!
    had a very good laugh at that......
     
  3. edwinito

    edwinito Senior Member

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    thehe tehe teehheeheee!!!!!
     
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah hehehehe nyc one :becky:
     
  5. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Harod ni noma zaidi.
     
  6. Jile79

    Jile79 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............
     
  7. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    duh hahhah:becky::becky:
     
  8. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe! nice joke
     
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