Girls bwana......

kisasangwe

JF-Expert Member
Feb 16, 2010
293
170
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.
 

angomwile

Member
Sep 10, 2011
84
95
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

tehtehteh!hiyo kali mkuu!
 

chapaa

JF-Expert Member
Feb 19, 2008
2,353
1,250
Kumbe ndo maana wakinionaga na kibajaj changu huwa wananipa mikausho mikali
 

Natalie

Senior Member
Sep 25, 2011
165
0
Kudadadeki!, fedhuli yeyote anayekupenda ukiwa na kitu, mtimue kama mbwa, atakufilisi, anapenda vya kunyonga, vya kuchinja haviwezi, watu wasipende kuwanyonya wenzao kwa kudepend kwao kupita kiasi, saidianeni kwenye kupiga hatua za kimaendeleo katika maisha, sio kuchunana kipuuzipuuzi, demu kama huyo, yaani achana naye kabisa, lol!, mbona kazidi, ndio tabia gani hiyo, mshenzi kabisa.
 

mojoki

JF-Expert Member
Oct 21, 2010
1,323
1,225
Kudadadeki!, fedhuli yeyote anayekupenda ukiwa na kitu, mtimue kama mbwa, atakufilisi, anapenda vya kunyonga, vya kuchinja haviwezi, watu wasipende kuwanyonya wenzao kwa kudepend kwao kupita kiasi, saidianeni kwenye kupiga hatua za kimaendeleo katika maisha, sio kuchunana kipuuzipuuzi, demu kama huyo, yaani achana naye kabisa, lol!, mbona kazidi, ndio tabia gani hiyo, mshenzi kabisa.

dah ndugu yangu umemind kama ni kwel ni jokes tu
 

ngulinho

JF-Expert Member
Jun 13, 2011
335
195
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

money talks!!
 

ngulinho

JF-Expert Member
Jun 13, 2011
335
195
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

:lol:
money talks......