funny conversation between couples

[sukari yao]

One Day An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: ”Where the Hellare you …?”
Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful goldnecklace and were desperate to buyit, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary…Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: SureI remember it my dear.
Husband: I am in the cafe next to that jewellery shop!!Few Hours Later,Husband sends a text message to his wife: “Hi, what are you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live withoutyou?”
Wife: “You fool! I am dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language

Before Sleeping,

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure.
Wife : No just tell me....
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...
Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...Husband (saying to himself) :Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards...

source: http://lqcollections.blogspot.in/2013/04/husband-wife-funny-conversation-must.html

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...
Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...Husband (saying to himself) :Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards.

Nimeishia kucheka tu........

 

[karms]

Hahahaha...

 

[Munkari]

Hehehe! Loh!

 

[King’asti]

Hehehe lol. Mie ni simcard ya modem lol. Ila modem haijachakachuliwa