Nathd
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- Nov 29, 2016
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Hellooooo wana jf chitchat! andika any funniest quotes kutoka kwa watu maarufu duniani tofauti na tulivyozea kwamba wana quotes nyingi za kuelimisha, pia wanazo za kufurahisha, hebu andika unazozijua wewe
Baadhi ni kama-:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes" -Jim Carey
"The man who invetend the red carpet needed his head examined" -Prince phillip
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife" -Prince Phillip
"My fake plants died because i didn't pretend to water them" -Bertrand Russell
"I found the only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people" -Rodney Dange
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty, she is ninety now and we don't know where the hell she is" -Ellen DeGeneres
"Laugh and the world laugh with you, Snore and you sleep alone"-Anthony Burgos
"We're all here on earth to help others, what on earth the others are here for i don't know" -W H Auden
"I would never die for my beliefs because i might be wrong" -Bertrand Russell
"Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company" -Mark Twain
"I wear a necklace, cause i wanna know when i'm upside down" -Mitch Hedberg
"Man cannot live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter" -James Garfield
"All generalization are false,including this one" -Mark Twine
Ongeza zingine unazozifahamu wewe-:
Baadhi ni kama-:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes" -Jim Carey
"The man who invetend the red carpet needed his head examined" -Prince phillip
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife" -Prince Phillip
"My fake plants died because i didn't pretend to water them" -Bertrand Russell
"I found the only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people" -Rodney Dange
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty, she is ninety now and we don't know where the hell she is" -Ellen DeGeneres
"Laugh and the world laugh with you, Snore and you sleep alone"-Anthony Burgos
"We're all here on earth to help others, what on earth the others are here for i don't know" -W H Auden
"I would never die for my beliefs because i might be wrong" -Bertrand Russell
"Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company" -Mark Twain
"I wear a necklace, cause i wanna know when i'm upside down" -Mitch Hedberg
"Man cannot live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter" -James Garfield
"All generalization are false,including this one" -Mark Twine
Ongeza zingine unazozifahamu wewe-:
