Famous Quotes by Joseph Ole Lenku

Wakenya si ndo huwa tunawakubali katika kingereza,
Kumbe hamna chohote.
Tena huyo ni officer kabisa

kanabali said:

Wakenya si ndo huwa tunawakubali katika kingereza,
Kumbe hamna chohote.
Tena huyo ni officer kabisa

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Kumbe na wewe umeona eeh?

Mimi wala sijawahi kuwakubali. Kiingereza ni lugha ngumu kuimudu.

Kama waongeaji wa asili wenyewe hukosea sembuse sisi wengine?

Nyani Ngabu said:

Kumbe na wewe umeona eeh?

Mimi wala sijawahi kuwakubali. Kiingereza ni lugha ngumu kuimudu.

Kama waongeaji wa asili wenyewe hukosea sembuse sisi wengine?

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kiswahili kigumu sana kwa wakenya

Khaa!
yan full contradictions!

Anasema hivi mwishon anakanusha.

Tayeb said:

Bonus quotes

17. "A few gun shots were heard but I confirm that those were popcorns being roasted by onlookers!"

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ha ha ha ha ha, hhilarious......

ahahahhaha ''We're on the final assault. We want to confirm whether the attackers died
or they are pretending."

Huyo Jamaa ni aibu kwetu! Hatumtaki kabisa kwani alitoka kufanya kazi ya hoteli wakumpa kazi hii bila ujuzi wowote

Embu ww Rekbisha hiyo Paragraph , kwa kuiandika upya ..

Rekebisha Makosa na sisi Tugundue .

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Ni ngumu kuamini kama alokuwa anaongea all these contradictions was a Minister!!!!!!!!

mandella said:

Embu ww Rekbisha hiyo Paragraph , kwa kuiandika upya na sisi tugundue

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Kwa kukusaidia angalia mgongano wa maelezo yalotolewa (contradictions)

Mfano:
"All the terrorists were men except about three women!"

Yaani "magaidi WOTE walikuwa wanaume ila wanawake walikuwa watatu.................. Kama ni WOTE walikuwa waume, yanini kusema kuwa wanawake walikuwapo?

"We killed all the terrorists, even though, we have not seen their bodies."
Yaani: Tumewaua magaidi wote ingawa hatujaona miili yao............ umejuaje kuwa wameuwawa wote wakati hujui idadi yao na hata miili yao hujaiona?

Nadhani issue kubwa hapo sio kujua kiingereza ni uongo uongo wa wanasiasa tuu ndo mana anajichanganya!

hana tofauti na mulugo

Hahahaaaaa when they wanted to pay the tellers were not there... OMG.!!! Why???

Tayeb said:

Bonus quotes17. "A few gun shots were heard but I confirm that those were popcorns being roasted by onlookers!"

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hahahaaa.. thats a killer one..

GKM said:

Nadhani issue kubwa hapo sio kujua kiingereza ni uongo uongo wa wanasiasa tuu ndo mana anajichanganya!

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this guy is holding English by the neck.

onduru ogy said:

kwahiyo hakuwa na majibu ya maswali au alikuwa anacheza potea pata?

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kumbe ni 'potea pata' na sio 'pata potea' :doh: