Every man got a Penis moment?

[LUBEDE]

"kumbuka kwamba ulitoroka kwenu kwa kuvunja milango,
ukaja kwangu kwa utundu wa mambo"
Nash mc-TABIA

 

[Capt Nemo]

Blaming cars instead of drivers is an acceptable before me. These organs are simply cars and the brain is the sole driver of them. Faiza Foxy you are fun.

not exactly...all of them are organs (brain, penis etc) which make up a system called man..none is better than another..in the first place it is the brain that sends messages to the penis that "this is a naked cunt so please react"

 

[Capt Nemo]

That makes a lotta sense Ma'am. Going by that, I guess we shouldn't be crucified when we mis-behave, since it's something outta our control.

to avoid Pilate we shall need some donkey-fucking religious leader who needs to be prayed for to pray for us

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Afanye hayo maamuzi kwa kutumia penis au halmashauri ya kichwa kikuu.

Atumie MK si mnashughlikiwa vile vile. Mijadume mizima kwenda kufurumishwa na wanaume wenzenu.

 

[FaizaFoxy]

to avoid Pilate we shall need some donkey-fucking religious reader who needs to be prayed for to pray for us

The pair are due to marry on Oct 9 at the register office in Devizes before holding a service at St John the Baptist Church

I wonder if they are now Happily Married.

 

[Capt Nemo]

The pair are due to marry on Oct 9 at the register office in Devizes before holding a service at St John the Baptist Church

I wonder if they are now Happily Married.

May be they are...but they wont even begin to enjoy what Muhammad enjoyed...FUCKING YOUR DONKEY ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN..OOH MY! WHAT A RIDE!!!!!

 

[asakuta same]

Atumie MK si mnashughlikiwa vile vile. Mijadume mizima kwenda kufurumishwa na wanaume wenzenu.

Aiseeeeh!
Hii ni akiwemo mumeo , kaka zako , baba yako , wajomba zako au?
Kuwa na adabu.

 

[TUPACified]

Get married.

King David, Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant were all married, but they still had those moments that turned their worlds upside-down. So i don't think it's a solution, even your wife can use it against you.

 

[TUPACified]

Oooh Penis!! One of the most amazing things in the world🙂))

To you it is, to us it's the most dangerous. Make it your ally and you can rule the world.

 

[TUPACified]

When i put out stuff here, i aim for the people with wisdom and intelligence, the ones who will respect each other and have a healthy argument so we can all learn. That's why i write the way i write, so to eliminate the majority who are the trouble-makers. But when even the ones u gave credits and respect start going at each other for no good reason, and disturbing the peace, that's just sad man.

The mods might as well shut this thread down, cos it's taking another direction that'll get us nowhere. I'm outta here.

 

[stwita]

During such moment, you can be converted to a watchman (unconditionally) and counting passersby. What you get as a reward (in turn) the Satan knows!

Ha ha ha

 

[Hiram Abiff]

nyie wangese wadini hamuwezi kuwaacha watu wajadili mambo yao hata kwa uzi mmoja tu bila kuingiza upumbavu wenu? imetosha sasa sio kila uzi mnaleta upumbavu wa kidini..kweli dini ni ulevi mbaya

 

[N'yadikwa]

Get it connected to this...In offices men servicepersons will always love talking or serving ladies mostly than fellow men why because at such moments two brains work out I.e upper head brains vs lower head (penis) brain...if this is just bran I beg to say that I had my lower brain involved in scribbling this sh.it!😀

 

[lara 1]

Am i welcome to contribute? Hahahaaa! Maana sahivi inabidi niulize kabla!. Just minimizing my casualties.

 

[Haika]

not exactly...all of them are organs (brain, penis etc) which make up a system called man..none is better than another..in the first place it is the brain that sends messages to the penis that "this is a naked cunt so please react"

That is a genuine argument
Being a woman i understand.

But i will not react to you based on that understanding.
Us women have organs which blood rush to when the head sends an inviting msg.
The only diffence is that most heads will also have readily information on the consequences.
I am sure it is the same for men but some men have learnt the art of ignoring that concious. I has died all together in a few.
And for killing it you, you need to reap all resulting fruits.

But that is a problem only when you have some commitments. If you are free, you dont have any religious inhibitions, no parental rules or family teachings, why dont you enjoy all your momemnts?

 

[lolowapi]

Mnaongelea nini......?......

Subiri ubuyu wa warumi.

 

[Uso wa nyoka]

Mnaongelea nini......?......

Jinsi ya kuchumbia kistaarabu! Achana nayo, ni ya kizushi tu

 

[Capt Nemo]

That is a genuine argument
Being a woman i understand.

But i will not react to you based on that understanding.
Us women have organs which blood rush to when the head sends an inviting msg.
The only diffence is that most heads will also have readily information on the consequences.
I am sure it is the same for men but some men have learnt the art of ignoring that concious. I has died all together in a few.
And for killing it you, you need to reap all resulting fruits.

But that is a problem only when you have some commitments. If you are free, you dont have any religious inhibitions, no parental rules or family teachings, why dont you enjoy all your momemnts?

if you mean to tell me that women are better than men at combating sexual drives...I will not agree with you

 

[Capt Nemo]

Get it connected to this...In offices men servicepersons will always love talking or serving ladies mostly than fellow men why because at such moments two brains work out I.e upper head brains vs lower head (penis) brain...if this is just bran I beg to say that I had my lower brain involved in scribbling this sh.it!😀

show me a woman who prefer to work with fellow women than with men and I will show you a lesbian

 

[Masangutu]

Capt Nemo,sasa Hapo Muhammad Kaingiaje Kwenye Huu Uzi?Mother F*cker!