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Dont Try it at Home- Sperm Count!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
    The doctor gave the man a jar and said,'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Irene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an arm pit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'The doctor was shocked!You asked your neighbor?'The old man replied,'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.....!
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi,msiba wa kamanda wa polisi Mwanza umefikia wapi vile?
     
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    Joseph Isaack JF-Expert Member

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    None of us could get the jah open, ndo mwisho wa yote.
     
  4. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    shame %
     
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    Neylu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa.....
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Mgongano wa mawazo hapo!
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Eliah G Kamwela mzima wewe?
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Eliah G Kamwela mzima wewe?
     
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  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hata mimi nilikuwa nawaza kama dr
     
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    Jagarld JF-Expert Member

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    mwenyewa nkajua lizee limeita watu kupigishwa puli bhana!
     
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    Kishiwa 44 Member

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    I must think & wonder as doctor.
     
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