Death being a worst thing Lol!

Two little boys stole a bag of
oranges from
their neighbor & decided to go
to a calm place to share the
loot” one of
them suggested the nearby cemetery .

As they were
jumping the big gate to enter
the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag
behind the
gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick
them since they had enough in d
bag .Few
minuets latter A
… drunkard on his way from a
local bar passes near the cemetery gate
and heard a voice:
“One for me, one for u. “One
for me, one
for u”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to
the local priest. “Father father
pls come with me’come
and witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the
cemetery.” They both ran back to the
cemetery gate and the voice
continued:

“One for me, one for u, one for
me, one for u., one for me, one
for u.. Suddenly the voice stop
counting and says:
“ Hey, What about the two at
the gate?”

you needed to see marathon
race….even the priest almost passed the
church gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet….

haahahahha chezea kifo wewe no body is ready for death

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu kali kwelikweli