Dates with Chagga women vs other women

CHAGGA WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance the whole night. You have to buy her credit, to organize for the second date.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance to the whole night. You exchange your expensive phone with her nokia. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She tells you she is engaged and you are a kyasaka

ZIGUA/ DIGO WOMEN

First date: She wants your home address

Second date: She comes home for the date with her brother (who is looking for a job)

Third date: She ends at the door, her mother is waiting

Fourth date: You have sex and she tells you she is pregnant and want you to take her and her baby

WAHAYA WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.


SUKUMA WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a movie and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes ugali and chicken.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.

4th Anniversary: You already have 3 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.

5th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


HEHE WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Guinness, and have sex in the back of your car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you get to eat rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice before you met her .


ZARAMO WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her dinner, but you realize nothing is going to happen.

Second date: You wait for her in the same restaurant but she gets lost on the way.

Third date: She does not even remember to pick your calls.


NYAKYUSA WOMEN

First date: After a date of drinking several bottles of Fanta, you get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


ZANZIBARI WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


MAASAI WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.


MAKONDE WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night and you get to ask her, her name


PARE WOMEN

First date: She wants sex, no food or drink

Second date: She wants more sex

Third date: She only wants chuma mboga

Acha nikae kando damu isinimwagikie hasa toka kwa watani zangu wa kipare!

hahaha..ngoja tusubirie wahusika waone wajibu mapige....watani wetu nahisi wanajiandaa kwa:boxing:

Hii reseach umeifanya kwa muda gani na sample yako ilikuwa representive kwa kiasi gani?
Au ndio zile za kupika matokeo?

wadigo wa wapi hao,labda Mombasa:laugh:

hahahahaha,vere truu!!

Mkuu una experience yakutosha hayo makabila yote wewe shemeji

..Duh!.. its funny but its not real..

Mohammed Shossi said:

CHAGGA WOMEN


HEHE WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Guinness, and have sex in the back of your car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you get to eat rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice before you met her .



PARE WOMEN

First date: She wants sex, no food or drink

Second date: She wants more sex

Third date: She only wants chuma mboga

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Mkuu hiyo bold ni WAGOGO nishaona matukio zaidi ya kumi kuhusu hiyo kitu.

Na kuhusu wapare upo right coz nimesoma upareni n av seen such thing)😛opcorn:😛opcorn:

Hapo kwa wapare umepatia sana na kwa makonde na masai ni kweli kaka ila umewabania wamarangu,wambulu (wairaq) na warangi pia

Hakuna wamarangu we hati breka' kuna wachaga tu!

shosti said:

wadigo wa wapi hao,labda Mombasa:laugh:

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Ndio maana yake @ Shosti

Derimto said:

Hapo kwa wapare umepatia sana na kwa makonde na masai ni kweli kaka ila umewabania wamarangu,wambulu (wairaq) na warangi pia

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Wambulu na wairaq wanatabia gani mkuu?

Mohammed Shossi said:

Wambulu na wairaq wanatabia gani mkuu?

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kabila moja hilo mkuu ila wanapendwa kuitwa wairaq zaidi. Hawapendi dharau, hata kama unataka kumpa pesa nyingi ili u-sex naye hawapo tayari ila ukitongoza then uka-sex naye halafu usimpe chochote (hakuombi kabisa) kesho yake ukimhitaji tena humpati.

Jaluo_Nyeupe said:

kabila moja hilo mkuu ila wanapendwa kuitwa wairaq zaidi. Hawapendi dharau, hata kama unataka kumpa pesa nyingi ili u-sex naye hawapo tayari ila ukitongoza then uka-sex naye halafu usimpe chochote (hakuombi kabisa) kesho yake ukimhitaji tena humpati.

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jaduong' date za kiluo zinakuwaje vile?

Upo sahihi kabisa kwa Wapare...ni thithi baba thao na mama thaao...Avache kaisi

Mohammed Shossi said:

Ndio maana yake @ Shosti

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tuelezee na waburushi basi wana tabia gani:coffee:

MI sijaelewa chochote hapo, too much generalizations.

Hahaha..hapo ndipo ninapowapendea wapare.kwan walikwambia wanataka chakula au kinywaji?wao wanataka starehe tu,huwez kazi kaa pembeni.bravoo wapare

Nyie mnaochangia huku wachaga nn maana mlivyowaandama wapare!we Derimto unajua nini kuhusu wapare?aisee na wanaume je wakoje?niambieni ili nijue kama nichague jaluo nyeupe au itakuwa msala