daladala spesho!!

Daudi Mchambuzi

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Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
bado hajatoa album..."




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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "We taahira nini,
hao wengine wamekalia
ndoo?! "


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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
na zako!?"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
shuka upande fridge...."



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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako
wewe, sio muendaji!!!
Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"



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Sister duu: "Konda
unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekodi treni
pekeyako!!!"



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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
unaogopa kukosa kiti c
ungebeba chako!!?"




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Hahahahaaaa hii nilikuwa naitafuta afadahali umeileta tena....ni poa sana ngoja niipaste mahali kwa akiba ya baadae
 
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