Conversations na maana halisi.

[Speaker]

Convesation between ladies

mary: hello,
sarah: hello my dear how are u today?
Mary: am fine dear, i've missed u alot.
Sarah: and me too
mary: i am calling just to inform u that i will pay u a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: ok my dear, it will be a great pleasure to me.
I will be expecting u my angel.

*After dropping the call
mary: am going to visit that prostitute again
sarah: this idiot is coming here again, she thinks i will buy her drinks with
my money again, she forget it.

Conversation between men.

John: hello bastard
francis: hello goat wad up?
John: am fine, do u know that u are mad, how can u say that in public.
Francis: u are a fool. I said that to save myself. But i am coming ova this
afternoon.

John: ok fine, am waiting for u mr. mad man.

*After dropping the call
John: that guy is funny at times but a great friend
francis: thats my man. I like him very
much.

Observation: about girls, no insult in the face but too much hypocrite at the backstage
about boys, too much insult but clean heart at the backstage*

Round of applause for all males in the world

 

[jouneGwalu]

Round of applause for all males in the world

Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Asnam]

mmmmh ndo nini kutusuta wenzio loh,ni kweli tupu.

 

[Tetra]

::
Mmm! Kuna ka ukweli japo moyo wa mtu ni fumbo kwa wengine!
=

 

[asakuta same]

ukweli mtupu mkuu!!!!!!!!

 

[Eddy Love]

Umetisha mtoa mada tena sana

 

[mwananthropolojia]

dah umenena kwel!ila sasa akiongea mwanume na mwanamke inakuaje?

 

[King’asti]

Hahahaha. Mmetusomaje?
Mie siku hizi sihangaiki kusema karibu afu jitu lije kuniboa. Nasema tu siko mjini ama kuna mahali naenda!

 

[measkron]

Hahahaha. Mmetusomaje?
Mie siku hizi sihangaiki kusema karibu afu jitu lije kuniboa. Nasema tu siko mjini ama kuna mahali naenda!

Hapo umenena aisee

 

[gakato]

Man, you are an incredible character, well established and constructed naked TRUTH....Most of women are hypocrites

 

[Rogie]

Nimeipenda hii mkuu.

 

[Speaker]

dah umenena kwel!ila sasa akiongea mwanume na mwanamke inakuaje?

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