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Consultancy can make a difference!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
    Last week, we took some friends to a new Indian restaurant, 'Muthu's Place,' and
    noticed that the Indian waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt
    pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and
    utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked
    around and saw that all the Indian staff had spoons in their pockets. When the
    waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'
    'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to
    revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded
    that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop
    frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are
    better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save
    15 man-hours per shift.'

    [FONT=&quot] As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.
    'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra
    trip to get it right now..' I was impressed.

    [FONT=&quot] I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the Indian waiter's fly. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Looking around, I saw that all of the Indian waiters had the same string hanging
    from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but
    can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

    [FONT=&quot] 'Oh, certainly!' Then the Indian waiter lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so
    observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time
    in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can
    pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands,
    shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.'I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'
    'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Hi kali mazee!
  3. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Damnnnnnnnn...ulikuwa umeshaanza kula na kile kijiko ama vipi!???
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    Spider JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha...this iz ver interesting.n the restaurant haina waitress's?
  5. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    From my school of thought.....With Waitresses, this restaurant could have been a funny place to visit.....