There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." She said, "Last night my neighbor´s husband made passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." She asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that damn smile off of your face!